What Keeps You Awake At Night?

[Leo123]

According to Gen. Mattis...."Nothing, I keep other people awake at night."

WATCH: Gen. Mattis Delivers Incredible Punchline

This is a great man......Next Republican Presidential Candidate?

 

[Ringel05]

Late caffeine consumption typically keeps me awake at night..........

 

[JoeMoma]

You are a few months late for this to be breaking news.

 

[JoeMoma]

When I was younger, bootie calls kept me up at night!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Not drinking?

 

[Leo123]

You are a few months late for this to be breaking news.

Yeah but I heard today that he made another quip I can't remember right now. Wait......"We sit here today at the end of 2017, the caliphate is on the run, we're breaking them," said Mattis. Mattis: US forces fighting ISIS shifting focus to more 'stabilizing' role in 2018

 

[JoeMoma]

Breaking News:

 

[waltky]

The neighbor's dog barkin' alla time...

... `cause a raccoon is tryin'...

... to eat his dog food.

 

[ChrisL]

You are a few months late for this to be breaking news.

It's USMB Breaking News. That's different than regular breaking news!

 

[JoeMoma]

You are a few months late for this to be breaking news.

It's USMB Breaking News. That's different than regular breaking news!

Okay, I didn’t know that.

 

[ChrisL]

You are a few months late for this to be breaking news.

It's USMB Breaking News. That's different than regular breaking news!

Okay, I didn’t know that.

I'm glad I could teach you something!

 

[JoeMoma]

You are a few months late for this to be breaking news.

It's USMB Breaking News. That's different than regular breaking news!

Okay, I didn’t know that.

I'm glad I could teach you something!

I like being taught.

 

[ChrisL]

You are a few months late for this to be breaking news.

It's USMB Breaking News. That's different than regular breaking news!

Okay, I didn’t know that.

I'm glad I could teach you something!

I like being taught.

Just don't make me break out my ruler and teach you a different kind of lesson!

 

[JoeMoma]

You are a few months late for this to be breaking news.

It's USMB Breaking News. That's different than regular breaking news!

Okay, I didn’t know that.

I'm glad I could teach you something!

I like being taught.

Just don't make me break out my ruler and teach you a different kind of lesson!

Only if it involves leather.

 

[asaratis]

Reruns of "Murder, She Wrote"

 

[JoeMoma]

Reruns of "Murder, She Wrote"