What is the stupidest thing YOU have ever said?

[KittenKoder]

Okay, another thread out of boredom ... yep, this is what happens when I get bored ... inane and pointless, but humorous.

Mine:

I am a Democrat ....

 

[Agnapostate]

Mind if I volunteer a few quotes from people here?

 

[KittenKoder]

Mind if I volunteer a few quotes from people here?

Um ... that's a pretty good one

Not sure anyone can top it ... anyone want to try?

 

[Agnapostate]

You just did.

 

[KittenKoder]

You just did.

Damn, Anga's full of them, he's got this one in the bag!

 

[JBeukema]

The dumbest thing I ever said was calling my Ex by my other ex's name...

 

[Agnapostate]

Damn, Anga's full of them, he's got this one in the bag!

Shouldn't that be the "bang" to you?

 

[KittenKoder]

Come on everyone, Agna is just really blowing everyone away on this one, how many stupid quotes does he have?

 

[Agnapostate]

well, that's your opinion sir. some children beg to differ.

no, that's the law. that's why it's referred to as the "age of consent".

are you attracted to children?

.

 

[strollingbones]

that agna thinks he matters enough to be a "hell raiser"

 

[Sarah G]

The dumbest thing I ever said was calling my Ex by my other ex's name...

Yeah.. that's gotta be in the top ten stupidest things to say.

 

[Agnapostate]

that agna thinks he matters enough to be a "hell raiser"

Goddamn, bones, don't you have some more Two-Buck Chuck to buy at the local K-Mart? Try using one of your skulls as a goblet.

 

[Agnapostate]

The dumbest thing I ever said was calling my Ex by my other ex's name...

Well, as long as you didn't call her that while you were...

 

[DamnYankee]

Thought I read something about enforcing the sig line limits....

http://www.usmessageboard.com/humor...est-thing-you-have-ever-said.html#post1245074

 

[Agnapostate]

Didn't you come in with the crowd that used the largest, most visually irritating fonts we'd ever encountered?

 

[DamnYankee]

Didn't you come in with the crowd that used the largest, most visually irritating fonts we'd ever encountered?

Hmmm.... I came in without an explanation of SIZES. You know, how "1" through "7" translates to POINT. Funny, I don't see the crowd around here anymore. Could have been something someone said.... But then, I don't give a fuck....

 

[Agnapostate]

Regardless, the rule applies to lines of text. Since the text in my signature is highly dispersed, thereby permitting the eye to roam over significant portions of it without visual distraction, there is thus not a rule violation that I'm aware of.

 

[DamnYankee]

Regardless, the rule applies to lines of text. Since the text in my signature is highly dispersed, thereby permitting the eye to roam over significant portions of it without visual distraction, there is thus not a rule violation that I'm aware of.

-- ROTFLMAO!

"without visual distraction".... Yeah, okay.... First time around, that "roaming" couldn't figure out which was the post and which was the sig, but you keep tellin' yourself that!

 

[Agnapostate]

You don't see the distinctive black line there?

 

[DamnYankee]

Regardless, the rule applies to lines of text. Since the text in my signature is highly dispersed, thereby permitting the eye to roam over significant portions of it without visual distraction, there is thus not a rule violation that I'm aware of.

-- ROTFLMAO!

"without visual distraction".... Yeah, okay.... First time around, that "roaming" couldn't figure out which was the post and which was the sig, but you keep tellin' yourself that!

You don't see the distinctive black line there?

Oh hell.... Don't you read well? Stuck in the middle AFTER a bunch of quotes in a CURRENT post?