What Is The GOOD Word Tonight?

[AVG-JOE]

It's coming up on 1600 hours on the east coast... Just about time for the pundits to "bla, bla, bla... yadda, yadda, yadda" as the results begin to tabulate. Are you drinkin' to bla or yadda? Enquiring minds are bored shitless enough to want to know.

How drunk can you get on a school night?!?

Me? I plan to get shit-faced, drinking to 'blue' and to 'red'...

-Joe

 

[Jon]

Be a real man. I'm drinking to "voter."

 

[Gem]

You're gonna be a real DEAD man with a choice like "voter," lol. Why didn't you just go with "the"??

I'm going with "battleground"...I live in PA and I think I could get a nice healthy buzz going with that word...or I could if I was able to drink!

 

[AVG-JOE]

Looks like I'll have some company tonight laughing inappropriately at Tom Brokaw!

Thanks, boys and girls!

-Joe

 

[Modbert]

I'm watching CNN so I'll pick battleground.

I'll be tuning in to Fox News if Obama wins to see the funeral look on their faces.

 

[Jon]

...I just drank five times in a row. Thank God I'm drinking beer, or I wouldn't make it to the first projections.

 

[CrimsonWhite]

I'm taking battleground. Should be drunk by 8 ET.

 

[xsited1]

Screwed. As in "WE ARE SCREWED."

 

[AVG-JOE]

I'm watching CNN so I'll pick battleground.

I'll be tuning in to Fox News if Obama wins to see the funeral look on their faces.

...I just drank five times in a row. Thank God I'm drinking beer, or I wouldn't make it to the first projections.

You lucky dogs with your fancy cable T.V. - I have to wait for NBC to clear Oprah off the stage...

Hey!! Spread the wealth!

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

Hey! I just realized my post number 1,000 was either on drinking in the Election forum or blow-jobs in the Flame-Zone...

Either way, it will be easy to remember!

-Joe

 

[Modbert]

Hey! I just realized my post number 1,000 was either on drinking in the Election forum or blow-jobs in the Flame-Zone...

Either way, it will be easy to remember!

-Joe

Awesome 1,000 post then.

 

[random3434]

You lucky dogs with your fancy cable T.V. - I have to wait for NBC to clear Oprah off the stage...

Hey!! Spread the wealth!

-Joe

Haven't you heard, we're all elitists!

Yeah, so me and my 23 inch $200 dollar tv pwns you because I have BASIC CABLE!


Whatcha drinking anyway?

beer?

whiskey?

vodka?

jager?

wine?

rum?

scotch?

everclear?

Moet?

 

[AVG-JOE]

Haven't you heard, we're all elitists!

Yeah, so me and my 23 inch $200 dollar tv pwns you because I have BASIC CABLE!


Whatcha drinking anyway?

beer?

whiskey?

vodka?

jager?

wine?

rum?

scotch?

everclear?

Moet?

Yes.

-Joe

 

[Missourian]

Ever the optimist, I'm taking Comeback Kid....I'll either be stone sober or totally soused .

 

[random3434]

Yes.

-Joe

You da man!

 

[Truthmatters]

Landslide is mine.

Tuacca and beer is my plan.

Im hoping Im going to get a really good buzz going.