What Is It About Women's Breasts?

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    I mean if all they really are is two sacks of fat and milk producing equipment, and their only real function is to feed babies, then when and where did all this SEXUAL baggage get assigned to them? Who was the genius that decided that it was immoral or unsavory for women to show their breasts because they're SEXUAL toys? Honestly, I don't get it.
     
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    Considering homosexuality, Pale?
     
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    who said women's breasts are only for breast feeding?
     
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    I love breasts.

    The sight of them makes me proud to be a mammal.
     
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    Well... sarcasm from the usual suspects, but no REAL answers.... "when did womens breasts become SEXUAL objects, and why?"

    I get why GENITALS are sexual and to be covered, but breasts? Since when? So women have some milk making apparatus in their breasts which make them larger than mens, but we both have nipples. So why are women required to cover their nipples, mainly, and men aren't? What's the difference between a woman's nipple and a mans?
     
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    Did you know that the first woman had three breasts? It's true!

    After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
    So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
    "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "Everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts, the middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms." She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced."
    "A fair point," replied God "I will fix it." He removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes.
    Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.
    "Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?"
    "Just fantastic, but for one oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off, they all have a mate except me."
    God thought for a moment and said. "You know you are right. You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Now let's see, where did I put the useless tit?"
     
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    since whenever men decided that female breasts turned them on.
     

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