What is a penis?

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    The new husband and wife retired to the honeymoon suite, the new husband went into the bathroom to take a shower.

    His wife called from the bedroom "Honey I have a question that I have been meaning to ask you for a while now but I'm a little shy".

    "Sweetheart there is no reason to be shy now we are married, what did you want to ask me?"

    She replied "Well I've always wanted to know what a penis is".

    "Just give me a moment and I'll be out and I will happily answer you question" he replied and splashed a little more cologne on and wrapped a towel around his waist and entered the bedroom with a beaming smile on his face.

    "What was your question honey"? he asked.

    Shyly she replied "Well I've always wanted to know what a penis is"

    With a flourish he pulled the towel of his body and proudly pointed to his member and said " This my darling is a penis".

    She looked for a moment then said " OH! the same as a cock only SMALLER
     
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    man!.... your face must have got red!
     
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    :lol: Happy to say I've never been married.

    But, I do dream of having an eight inch penis............












    ........instead of this fifteen inch monster that hangs down my thigh!
     
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    Awwwww .... poor Bootneck. :(
     
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    Do you sit on it much? And if it happens, do you go like: "Fuck, I almost sat on my penis again!"

    :rofl:

    I crack myself up... :lol:
     
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    :lol: :clap2:
     
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    No. But other people do. Woman sat next to me on the bus the other day. She sat right on it. I didn't know whether I was going or coming. :confused:
     
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    I know.
     

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