What Is A BILLION? Absolutely astounding...

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  1. 007

    007 Charter Member Supporting Member

    May 8, 2004
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    What is a billion???

    The next time you hear a politician use the word "billion" in a casual manner, think about whether you want the "politicians" spending your tax money.

    A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

    a. A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
    B. A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
    C. A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
    D. A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two bare feet.
    E. A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

    While this thought is still fresh in our brain, let's take a look at New Orleans. It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division....

    Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D), is presently asking the Congress for $250 BILLION to rebuild New Orleans . Interesting number, what does it mean?

    A. Well, if you are one of 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, child), you each get $516,528.

    B. Or, if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787.

    C. Or, if you are a family of four, your family gets $2,066,012.

    Washington, D.C. HELLO!!! ... Are all your calculators broken??

    This is too true to be very funny

    Tax his land,
    Tax his wage,
    Tax his bed in which he lays.
    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes is the rule.
    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.
    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirts,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.
    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he tries to think.
    Tax his booze,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries, Tax his tears.
    Tax his bills,
    Tax his gas,
    Tax his notes,
    Tax his cash.
    Tax him good and let him know
    That after taxes, he has no dough.
    If he hollers,
    Tax him more,
    Tax him until he's good and sore.
    Tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in which he lays.
    Put these words upon his tomb,
    "Taxes drove me to my doom!"
    And when he's gone,
    We won't relax,
    We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!!

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL License Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Permit Tax
    Gasoline Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax),
    IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax),
    Liquor Tax,
    Luxury Tax,
    Marriage License Tax,
    Medicare Tax,
    Property Tax,
    Real Estate Tax,
    Service charge taxes,
    Social Security Tax,
    Road Usage Tax (Truckers),
    Sales Taxes,
    Recreational Vehicle Tax,
    School Tax,
    State Income Tax,
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA),
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax,
    Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax,
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax,
    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax,
    Telephone State and Local Tax,
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax,
    Utility Tax,
    Vehicle License Registration Tax,
    Vehicle Sales Tax,
    Watercraft Registration Tax,
    Well Permit Tax,
    Workers Compensation Tax.

    COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and there was prosperity, absolutely no national debt, the largest middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What the hell happened?????
  2. Kagom

    Kagom Senior Member

    Jan 16, 2006
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    Yes, there are a SHITLOAD of taxes. But what do you suggest we do?
  3. 007

    007 Charter Member Supporting Member

    May 8, 2004
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    REVOLUTION! :firing:

    And I know there's a typo in "astounding". I'm waiting for a mod to fix it. I can't do anything in the posted title once it's posted.
  4. Hobbit

    Hobbit Senior Member

    Mar 25, 2004
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    Raise hell? That's what I always do when I figure out that by the time I buy something, it's been taxed about 20-30 times by the federal government alone.
  5. 007

    007 Charter Member Supporting Member

    May 8, 2004
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    What always amazes me is, when I talk to people, they seem to be of the same state of mind against taxes. Then comes an election and people vote for tax and spend liberals. Baffling.

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