What , if any, religion do you adhere to?

[Al Gunn]

It's a sex game, she likes for him to stick his wiener in some mac and cheese so she can eat while blowing him.

 

[JBeukema]

This thread has proven far more revealing of the religious' though processes than i anticipated

 

[AllieBaba]

You get what you ask for.

 

[JBeukema]

IN that case I want two clean,. gorgeous, slutty women (twins!), a bottle of Skyy and a carton of OJ

 

[AllieBaba]

How about a drunk transvestite?

Gunn's your girl!

 

[JBeukema]

Oh hell no! This is not the 'corrupt a wish' thread, you ass

 

[Avatar4321]

I'm a Latter day Saint because I believe in Jesus Christ and the Restoration of the Gospel in the end times.

 

[JBeukema]

I'm a Latter day Saint because I believe in Jesus Christ and the Restoration of the Gospel in the end times.

so... Eden was in America and there were two golden tablets from heaven that he couldn't remember?

 

[Avatar4321]

I'm a Latter day Saint because I believe in Jesus Christ and the Restoration of the Gospel in the end times.

so... Eden was in America and there were two golden tablets from heaven that he couldn't remember?

What on earth are you talking about?

 

[JBeukema]

Oh... so you don't know about your own religion....

that explains a lot

 

[AVG-JOE]

Best description of my belief system? A Christian Taoist who studies Judaic Theology. Or, if you prefer, a Taoist B'neih Noach.

And, what one poster said earlier is what I believe. You should have around 3 different theologies that you follow, because that way, it's easier to find God via triangulation (spiritually).

I also like what His Holiness The Dali Lama said once when asked how many different theologies there should be?

His response was to say that there should be as many religions as there are people on the face of this earth, because, we all understand God in a slightly different way than our neighbors, friends, and family.

...<edit>......

That statement says more to me about the ability of man to create Gods than the probability of man created by a God.

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

I have determined, through careful application of my own intellect, information contained in this thread and a little WD-40, that I like macaroni.

That, dear Allie, is one of the sexiest things I've read on this board in a while!

RRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............​

-Joe

 

[AllieBaba]

It says to me that Rice A Roni is a San Francisco Treat.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Cheese.
And wienies.

Damn. Now I have to clean my keyboard...

Worth it, though. Definitely worth it.

-Joe

 

[AVG-JOE]

IN that case I want two clean,. gorgeous, slutty women (twins!), a bottle of Skyy and a carton of OJ

O.J.??

 

[Sky Dancer]

Why are Buddhism and Taoism considered interchangeable by the OP?

 

[JBeukema]

IN that case I want two clean,. gorgeous, slutty women (twins!), a bottle of Skyy and a carton of OJ

O.J.??

Skyydriver

 

[AVG-JOE]

IN that case I want two clean,. gorgeous, slutty women (twins!), a bottle of Skyy and a carton of OJ

O.J.??

Skyydriver

With cherry!

 

[Avatar4321]

Oh... so you don't know about your own religion....

that explains a lot

No. I know a lot about my religion. You don't know anything about my religion. Heck, that sentence wasnt even good english let alone good doctrine.

 

[Avatar4321]

Why are Buddhism and Taoism considered interchangeable by the OP?

Because the OP knows next to nothing about the religions he has universally declared false. In fact, he pretty much proclaims that very fact as some sort of virtue as to why he is correct.