What I will not do this weekend!

[Mini 14]

I will not stay out of the pub.
I will not spill any drink.
I will not take any orders.

What if the order is to stay in the pub?

Such an order would only ever be given in a national emergency. Given that situation I would have no alternative but to follow orders.

Patriotism is fleeting these days. Refreshing to see it, wherever and whenever!

 

[Bootneck]

What if the order is to stay in the pub?

Such an order would only ever be given in a national emergency. Given that situation I would have no alternative but to follow orders.

There's a national emergency.... in Egypt. You are to stay in the pub all weekend. This order supersedes any order issued by your legitimate command structure (who are probably all incompetent bastards anyway).

Good enough. Unfortunately I don't have the freedom to comment publicly on the last bit. That only comes after about ten pints of strong ale!

 

[Bootneck]

What if the order is to stay in the pub?

Such an order would only ever be given in a national emergency. Given that situation I would have no alternative but to follow orders.

Patriotism is fleeting these days. Refreshing to see it, wherever and whenever!

There are still some who would drink themselves into oblivion for Queen and country.

 

[editec]

I will not post in this thread.

No wait!

Never mind.

 

[Big Black Dog]

My floors need waxing again, BBD.

Same time as last month?

Do I have to bring my own mop and paste wax again?

 

[Mini 14]

Such an order would only ever be given in a national emergency. Given that situation I would have no alternative but to follow orders.

Patriotism is fleeting these days. Refreshing to see it, wherever and whenever!

There are still some who would drink themselves into oblivion for Queen and country.

God Save the Queen!

(and please pass the peanuts

 

[Big Black Dog]

My floors need waxing again, BBD.

Same time as last month?

Do I have to bring my own mop and bowling ally wax again? How many of you guys and gals remember that stuff? Mom would wax the floors and you'd spend all afternoon sliding around on it in your socks... Ah, the memories...

 

[Granny]

My floors need waxing again, BBD.

Same time as last month?

Do I have to bring my own mop and bowling ally wax again? How many of you guys and gals remember that stuff? Mom would wax the floors and you'd spend all afternoon sliding around on it in your socks... Ah, the memories...

Mmmmm ... well, at least you reminded me of a memory.

 

[Ernie S.]

I will not not ride my motorcycle.
I will not not drink too much Cuban coffee
and
I will not not make an offer on a house in Alabama.

Huh?????

I was looking forward to a new hunting partner?!?!?!

Reconsider! I have 640 acres all to myself, with 90 acres of swamp smack dab in the middle, and coyotes taking over!

There's 2, maybe 3 good years of solid hunting right there, 3-4 afternoons each week!

Bama is laid back! Come on down!

You'll notice I used a double negative. The first deal fell through yet again. I have half a mind to send some Outlaws to Foley to deal with him, but I found another place. My nephew and his wife will see it tomorrow and if they are as impressed as I am from pictures my agent sent, I'll head up mid week to get the ball rolling. The property is not as big, but it is out in the booneys and looks like there should be food close by.

 

[Madeline]

My floors need waxing again, BBD.

Same time as last month?

Do I have to bring my own mop and paste wax again?

Yes.

Yes you do.

And can you wear that outfit again? The one with the ruffles?

 

[Ernie S.]

We'll need photos.

 

[Madeline]

We'll need photos.

I understand that, Ernie. Now, if you'd just twirl again?

BTW, if/when you get the house in 'Bama, can I be your new best friend?

 

[Ernie S.]

We'll need photos.

I understand that, Ernie. Now, if you'd just twirl again?

BTW, if/when you get the house in 'Bama, can I be your new best friend?

Pirouettes? naah.. And yes, if you promise to vote GOP.

 

[Madeline]

We'll need photos.

I understand that, Ernie. Now, if you'd just twirl again?

BTW, if/when you get the house in 'Bama, can I be your new best friend?

Pirouettes? naah.. And yes, if you promise to vote GOP.

I promise.

Can I have the big bedroom? You are getting a walk-in closet, correct?

 

[ekrem]

Rioting the government.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

 

[Ernie S.]

I understand that, Ernie. Now, if you'd just twirl again?

BTW, if/when you get the house in 'Bama, can I be your new best friend?

Pirouettes? naah.. And yes, if you promise to vote GOP.

I promise.

Can I have the big bedroom? You are getting a walk-in closet, correct?

There are other questions I'd need to ask and this likely would piss off my wife. This really has to be worth it.

 

[Madeline]

 

[Ernie S.]

I wasn't thinking cash.....

 

[Madeline]