What I will not do this weekend!

[Big Black Dog]

The weekend is here. Name three things you will not do this weekend.

(1) Fly a kite.
(2) Build a snowman.
(3) Smoke a cigar.

Pretty much open for anything else.

 

[RadiomanATL]

The weekend is here. Name three things you will not do this weekend.

(1) Fly a kite.
(2) Build a snowman.
(3) Smoke a cigar.

Pretty much open for anything else.

1)Overthrow a small Caribbean Island government and install a puppet regime.
2)Start a land war in Asia
3)Eat celery.

 

[uscitizen]

Don't try this either.

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[SFC Ollie]

1. I will not have lunch in the White House with Mr Obama.

2. I will not Re-enlist in the Army.

3. I will not make another one of these silly lists.

 

[Madeline]

My floors need waxing again, BBD.

Same time as last month?

 

[AllieBaba]

I will not:

1. Travel to India
2. Pay my phone bill
3. Clean my car.

 

[California Girl]

1. I will not establish my own religion.

2. I will not establish world peace.

3. I will not go on a date with Fail&Won'tGo.

Other than those, I'm looking forward to a special visitor this weekend. Yay!

 

[Zoom-boing]

1. I will not establish my own religion.

2. I will not establish world peace.

3. I will not go on a date with Fail&Won'tGo.

Other than those, I'm looking forward to a special visitor this weekend. Yay!

That time of the month, dear?
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heh

 

[Zoom-boing]

I will not tip over Guam.

I will not have sexual relations with that woman.

I will not be misunderestimated.

 

[Ernie S.]

I will not not ride my motorcycle.
I will not not drink too much Cuban coffee
and
I will not not make an offer on a house in Alabama.

 

[California Girl]

1. I will not establish my own religion.

2. I will not establish world peace.

3. I will not go on a date with Fail&Won'tGo.

Other than those, I'm looking forward to a special visitor this weekend. Yay!

That time of the month, dear?
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heh

I hope not!!

 

[L.K.Eder]

1. give birth
2. give quarter
3. give a shit

 

[Madeline]

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[Mr. Sauerkraut]

I will not post or send any peace offers to california girl.

I will not post or send any peace offers to california girl.

I will not post or send any peace offers to california girl.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

I will not try to skydive from the top of the Gateway Arch.

I will not try to swim across the Mississippi River.

I will not try to sell Hamms beer in Anheuser-Busch's employee parking lot at shift change.

 

[Bootneck]

I will not stay out of the pub.
I will not spill any drink.
I will not take any orders.

 

[California Girl]

I will not stay out of the pub.
I will not spill any drink.
I will not take any orders.

What if the order is to stay in the pub?

 

[Bootneck]

I will not stay out of the pub.
I will not spill any drink.
I will not take any orders.

What if the order is to stay in the pub?

Such an order would only ever be given in a national emergency. Given that situation I would have no alternative but to follow orders.

 

[California Girl]

I will not stay out of the pub.
I will not spill any drink.
I will not take any orders.

What if the order is to stay in the pub?

Such an order would only ever be given in a national emergency. Given that situation I would have no alternative but to follow orders.

There's a national emergency.... in Egypt. You are to stay in the pub all weekend. This order supersedes any order issued by your legitimate command structure (who are probably all incompetent bastards anyway).

 

[Mini 14]

I will not not ride my motorcycle.
I will not not drink too much Cuban coffee
and
I will not not make an offer on a house in Alabama.

Huh?????

I was looking forward to a new hunting partner?!?!?!

Reconsider! I have 640 acres all to myself, with 90 acres of swamp smack dab in the middle, and coyotes taking over!

There's 2, maybe 3 good years of solid hunting right there, 3-4 afternoons each week!

Bama is laid back! Come on down!