What I will not do this weekend!

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    The weekend is here. Name three things you will not do this weekend.

    (1) Fly a kite.
    (2) Build a snowman.
    (3) Smoke a cigar.

    Pretty much open for anything else.
     
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    1)Overthrow a small Caribbean Island government and install a puppet regime.
    2)Start a land war in Asia
    3)Eat celery.
     
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    Don't try this either.

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    1. I will not have lunch in the White House with Mr Obama.

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    2. I will not Re-enlist in the Army.

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    3. I will not make another one of these silly lists.

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    My floors need waxing again, BBD.

    Same time as last month?
     
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    I will not:

    1. Travel to India
    2. Pay my phone bill
    3. Clean my car.
     
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    1. I will not establish my own religion.

    2. I will not establish world peace.

    3. I will not go on a date with Fail&Won'tGo.

    Other than those, I'm looking forward to a special visitor this weekend. Yay!
     
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    That time of the month, dear?
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    heh
     
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    I will not tip over Guam.

    I will not have sexual relations with that woman.

    I will not be misunderestimated.
     
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    I will not not ride my motorcycle.
    I will not not drink too much Cuban coffee
    and
    I will not not make an offer on a house in Alabama.
     

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