What ho, America!

[Blagger]

Now, my attention has been drawn to the etiquette of introducing yourself to your fellow malcontents, malevolents and all-round nice guys and girls.

Apologies for this, how shall we say, oversight.

So, greetings, America. I'm in no doubt it'll be a pleasure getting to know you all a bit better. And subsequently discovering which buttons to pus...er, sorry, I meant invite reasoned arguements.

Now, a bit about myself.

In the past on other message boards I've sometimes been accused of being an online smart arse. Or, in other words: a troll. Now, let me tell you now. I am most certainly not a troll of any sort. Naturally I enjoy some of the more eloquent efforts at online trouble making. But who doesn't, if the offender/suspect makes a good case. I personally have never engaged in any sedition amongst online communities. Though nonetheless, I'm told that it's capital sport.

So, here's to a colourful future.

 

[Ringel05]

So I take it you're not interested in becoming a proud member of the USMB Happy Troll Association?
(We do have a membership slot open.....)

 

[AquaAthena]

Now, my attention has been drawn to the etiquette of introducing yourself to your fellow malcontents, malevolents and all-round nice guys and girls.

Apologies for this, how shall we say, oversight.

So, greetings, America. I'm in no doubt it'll be a pleasure getting to know you all a bit better. And subsequently discovering which buttons to pus...er, sorry, I meant invite reasoned arguements.

Now, a bit about myself.

In the past on other message boards I've sometimes been accused of being an online smart arse. Or, in other words: a troll. Now, let me tell you now. I am most certainly not a troll of any sort. Naturally I enjoy some of the more eloquent efforts at online trouble making. But who doesn't, if the offender/suspect makes a good case. I personally have never engaged in any sedition amongst online communities. Though nonetheless, I'm told that it's capital sport.

So, here's to a colourful future.

Thank you for a well written introduction, Swagger. I have a feeling you have found just what you are seeking...

Aqua*

 

[Blagger]

Thank you for a well written introduction, Swagger. I have a feeling you have found just what you are seeking...

Aqua*

Most gracious, AquaAthena. Most gracious indeed. And with regards to whether I've found what I'm seeking. Well, I'm already anticipating a pleasant, if robust, reception.

 

[Blagger]

So I take it you're not interested in becoming a proud member of the USMB Happy Troll Association?

Not in the slightest, sir. But if the occasion demands it, I'll be treating you all with equal contempt.

With no exceptions, old stick.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Another UK member... When is fish and chips day?

 

[Ringel05]

So I take it you're not interested in becoming a proud member of the USMB Happy Troll Association?

Not in the slightest, sir. But if the occasion demands it, I'll be treating you all with equal contempt.

With no exceptions, old stick.

Well, at least you're up on forum protocol.
(Gauntlet picked up to be returned if necessary. Old stick.)

 

[bodecea]

Cheeky, ain't cha?