Sallow
The Big Bad Wolf.
Robin Hood was a poacher, if he'd had his way, all the animals in Sherwood forest would've been hunted to extinction, however, he was also a revolutionary that believed in No Taxation Without Representation, so I guess you could say he was a Tea Partier.
Naw.
Tea Partier's believe in no taxation, period. As per their new founding father..Grover Norquist and their new Constitution, the Grover Norquist pledge.