What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

[April]

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You

You Are a Christmas Sweater!

Over the top, colorful, and totally flashy.
You're not afraid to be a little tacky.

 

[Ringel05]

You are a self help book
While your advice is not always welcome...
It's always right on target.

Geeze, I knew that...... Oh and did I tell everyone how perfectly humble I am?

 

[mudwhistle]

It says I'm a sweater.

I thought I would be underwear.

 

[Moonglow]

I'm a gift certificate for a far away destination, one way to tell you I'm thinking of you,,but
go away...

 

[April]

You are a self help book
While your advice is not always welcome...
It's always right on target.

Geeze, I knew that...... Oh and did I tell everyone how perfectly humble I am?

Well, at least you're not a crappy sweater...I can be very irritating...and itchy.

 

[Ringel05]

You are a self help book
While your advice is not always welcome...
It's always right on target.

Geeze, I knew that...... Oh and did I tell everyone how perfectly humble I am?

Well, at least you're not a crappy sweater...I can be very irritating...and itchy.

There's only one way to find out.......

 

[April]

It says I'm a sweater.

I thought I would be underwear.

Boxers? Briefs? .............Panties?

 

[Ringel05]

It says I'm a sweater.

I thought I would be underwear.

Boxers? Briefs? .............Panties?

Loin cloth?

 

[April]

I'm a gift certificate for a far away destination, one way to tell you I'm thinking of you,,but
go away...

 

[boedicca]

I'm a "Losing Lottery Ticket".

Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.

Well, I suppose that's slightly better than being a tinned fruitcake.

 

[mudwhistle]

It says I'm a sweater.

I thought I would be underwear.

Boxers? Briefs? .............Panties?

Something fashionable and alluring.....

 

[April]

You are a self help book
While your advice is not always welcome...
It's always right on target.

Geeze, I knew that...... Oh and did I tell everyone how perfectly humble I am?

Well, at least you're not a crappy sweater...I can be very irritating...and itchy.

There's only one way to find out.......

 

[Ringel05]

You are a self help book
While your advice is not always welcome...
It's always right on target.

Geeze, I knew that...... Oh and did I tell everyone how perfectly humble I am?

Well, at least you're not a crappy sweater...I can be very irritating...and itchy.

There's only one way to find out.......

that's the idea........

 

[boedicca]

You are a self help book
While your advice is not always welcome...
It's always right on target.

Geeze, I knew that...... Oh and did I tell everyone how perfectly humble I am?

Well, at least you're not a crappy sweater...I can be very irritating...and itchy.

There's only one way to find out.......

that's the idea........

w00t!

 

[Camp]

I'm a "Losing Lottery Ticket".

Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.

Well, I suppose that's slightly better than being a tinned fruitcake.

Tinned fruit cakes are wonderful gifts.

 

[Moonglow]

You are a self help book
While your advice is not always welcome...
It's always right on target.

Geeze, I knew that...... Oh and did I tell everyone how perfectly humble I am?

Well, at least you're not a crappy sweater...I can be very irritating...and itchy.

There's only one way to find out.......

that's the idea........

w00t!

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Way too small for me.....

 

[Moonglow]

I'm a "Losing Lottery Ticket".

Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.

Well, I suppose that's slightly better than being a tinned fruitcake.

Tinned fruit cakes are wonderful gifts.

I love fruit cake, I can't imagine why it is so hated?

 

[Ringel05]

You are a self help book
While your advice is not always welcome...
It's always right on target.

Geeze, I knew that...... Oh and did I tell everyone how perfectly humble I am?

Well, at least you're not a crappy sweater...I can be very irritating...and itchy.

There's only one way to find out.......

that's the idea........

w00t!

View attachment 35241

Waaaay to small........ I have elephant trunk ones.......
(There I go again whispering sweet lies in your ear.......)

 

[Moonglow]

After hydrocele I need a wheel barrow....

 

[boedicca]

Well, at least you're not a crappy sweater...I can be very irritating...and itchy.

There's only one way to find out.......

that's the idea........

w00t!

View attachment 35241

Waaaay to small........ I have elephant trunk ones.......
(There I go again whispering sweet lies in your ear.......)

Click to ENLARGE!

 

[Ringel05]

Well, at least you're not a crappy sweater...I can be very irritating...and itchy.

There's only one way to find out.......

that's the idea........

w00t!

View attachment 35241

Way too small for me.....

Take some time off and eventually he'll be the right size for ya........