What comes to mind with each candidate?

Votto

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Trump: If you don't vote for me and support me, you're fired!

Bernie Sanders: Ameircans love socialism now, Dims don't have to pretend anymore! Vote for me and get a free bucket of chicken, it's finger lick'in good.

Ted Cruz: Do I creep you out as I stare directly into the camera and pander to evangelicals or just Votto?

Hillary Clinton: What does it matter?

Rand Paul: Vote for me! Free pot for everybody!

Carly Fiorina: Who here will vote for this face?

Chris Christy: I don't understand, I was promised Donuts for participation at this debate

Martin O'Malley: ????????????????????????????????? (now that I think about it, he may win)

Ben Carson: Is America ready for their first real black President instead of a half white devil?

Jeb Bush: I'll change my last name if it helps. No? Didn't think so. I have all the money, I'll win without your vote anyway

Joe Biden: I could win.................it could happen...............stop laughing at me!

Rubio: I got the Latino vote!! Losers! Sorry Jeb, marrying latinos and wanting to share your love with the rest of them does not count. In fact, that's just creepy, but to each his own I suppose. I'm sure if pressured SCOTUS will let you marry them all.

Huckabee: Ted, you bastard, you stole my gig!

Walker: I can't believe these people are beating me. Screw it, I quit!

Lindsey Graham: If I can't be President, maybe I can be the first lady. (as he winks at Jeb)
 
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