What Bush's Goodbye Speech Should Be

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    Got this in an e-mail but it's pretty close to the truth...

    The speech George W. Bush might give:

    Normally, I start these things out by saying 'My Fellow Americans.' Not doing it this time.
    If the polls are any indication, I don't know who more than half of you are anymore.
    I do know something terrible has happened, and that you're really not fellow Americans any longer.

    I'll cut right to the chase here: I quit. Now before anyone gets all in a lather about me quitting to avoid impeachment, or to avoid prosecution or something, let me assure you:
    There's been no breaking of laws or impeachable offenses in this office.





    The reason I'm quitting is simple. I'm fed up with you people.
    I'm fed up because you have no understanding of what's really going on in the world.
    Or of what's going on in this once-great nation of ours.
    And the majority of you are too damned lazy to do your homework and figure it out.

    Let's start local. You've been sold a bill of goods by politicians and the news media.





    Meanwhile, all you can do is whine about gas prices, and most of you are too damn stupid to realize that gas prices are high because there's increased demand in other parts of the world, and because a small handful of noisy idiots are more worried about polar bears and beachfront property than your economic security.

    We face real threats in the world. Don't give me this 'blood for oil' thing. If I were trading blood for oil I would've already seized Iraq 's oil fields and let the rest of the country go to hell. And don't give me this 'Bush Lied...People Died' crap either. If I were the liar you morons take me for, I could've easily had chemical weapons planted in Iraq so they could be 'di scovered.' Instead, I owned up to the fact that the intelligence was faulty.





    Let me remind you that the rest of the world thought Saddam had the goods, same as me. Let me also remind you that regime change in Iraq was official US policy before I came into office.
    Some guy named ' Clinton ' established that policy. Bet you didn't know that, did you?

    Now some of you morons want to be led by a junior senator with no understanding of foreign policy or economics, and this nitwit says we should attack Pakistan , a nuclear ally. And then he wants to go to Iran and make peace with a terrorist who says he's going to destroy us. While he's doing that, he wants to give Iraq to al Qaeda, Afghanistan to the Taliban, Israel to the Palestinians, and your money to the IRS so the government can give welfare to illegal aliens, who he will make into citizens, so they can vote to re-elect him. He also thinks it's okay for Iran to have nuclear weapons, and we should stop our foreign aid to Israel. Did you sleep through high school?

    You idiots need to understand that we face a unique enemy. Back during the cold war, there were two major competing political and economic models squaring off. We won that war, but we did so because fundamentally, the Communists wanted to survive, just as we do. We were simply able to out spend and out-tech them.





    That's not the case this time. The soldiers of our new enemy don't care if they survive. In fact, they want to die.
    That'd be fine, as long as they weren't also committed to taking as many of you with them as they can.
    But they are.. They want to kill you, and the bastards are all over the globe.

    You should be grateful that they haven't gotten any more of us here in the United States since September 11. But you're not. That's because you've got no idea how hard a small number of intelligence, military, law enforcement, and homeland security people have worked to ma ke sure of that. When this whole mess started, I warned you that this would be a long and difficult fight. I'm disappointed how many of you people think a long and difficult fight amounts to a single season of 'Survivor.'





    Instead, you've grown impatient. You're incapable of seeing things through the long lens of history, the way our enemies do. You think that wars should last a few months, a few years, tops.

    Making matters worse, you actively support those who help the enemy.
    Every time you buy the New York Times, every time you send a donation to a cut-and-run Democrat's political campaign, well, dang it, you might just as well Fed Ex a grenade launcher to a Jihadist. It amounts to the same thing.

    In this day and age, it's easy enough to f ind the truth. It's all over the Internet. It just isn't on the pages of the New York Times, USA Today, or on NBC News. But even if it were, I doubt you'd be any smarter.
    Most of you would rather watch American Idol or Dancing with Stars.

    I could say more about your expectations that the government will always be there to bail you out,
    even if you're too stupid to leave a city that's below ow sea level and has a hurricane approaching.





    I could say more about your insane belief that government, not your own wallet, is where the money comes from.
    But I've come to the conclusion that were I to do so, it would sail right over your heads.

    So I quit. I'm going back to Crawford. I've got an energy-efficient house down there (Al Gore could only dream) and the capability to be fully self-sufficient for years. No one ever heard of Crawford before I got elected, and as soon as I'm done here pretty much no one will ever hear of it again.
    Maybe I'll be lucky enough to die of old age before the last pillars of America fall.






    So that's it. God bless what's left of America.

    Some of you know what I mean. The rest of you, kiss off.


    PS - You might want to start learning Farsi, and buy a Koran.
     
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    That's pretty funny.

    I figure he should just say "I'm sorry I broke it. I didn't mean to."
     
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    He didn't break anything. Anything that's "broken" around here started long before him. But let's ignore the facts and blame Bush because that's about what the looney left mind can grasp.
     
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    Worst president in history...

    and only the deadenders on the radical right think otherwise.

    But if you say so. ;)
     
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    You just prove yourself a leftwingnut moonbat saying ignorant shit like that. Bush is not, and will not be considered the worst President in history no matter how long you lefties parrot the chant.

    As always, I just go back to my original argument: Bush is as much you leftwingnuts faults as anyone else's. YOU, not anyone on the right, tried to run two blithering idiots against him. He was the lesser of two evils.

    Looking at this election, you STILL haven't figured it out.
     
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    I think he should just repeat this beauty



    "Let us never tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories
    concerning the attacks of September the 11th;
    malicious lies that attempt to shift the blame away
    from the terrorists, themselves, away from the guilty."

    ... Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

    George W. Bush Quotes
     
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    C'mon, he isn't the worst president in history. Grant, Hoover, Carter, and the first Johnson all rank lower than Bush as far I'm concerned.
     
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    Worst president in history. Embarassing. The rest of the world is laughing at us.

    $700 billion dollar borrowed from China to finance the occupation of Iraq. Insanity!
     
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    You left wing loon idiot, he didn't break anything. The greedy, live-above-our-means, instant gratification, spoiled, whining CITIZENRY that you so fully emulate, broke it.

    Why people think a President has a damned thing to do with the economy is beyond me. The entire Federal government has only extremely LIMITED control over the economy as anyone with a brain larger than a walnut can't plainly see from the complete INEFFECTIVENESS of the Fed and Treasury to impact the markets with their machinations the past several weeks.

    The economy DOES WHAT IT WANTS TO because it is LARGER, by far than ANY government, including ours.
     
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    Come on man, KMAN

    George would only have from now till January to learn this speech.

    Not nearly enough time for him, methinks.
     

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