What Attribute Is The First Thing You Notice When Looking For A Mate?

[Dis]

Does it have to be a good sense of humor, or will a crappy sense of humor do?

It has to be sarcastic, and twisted, while not being creepy.

And most important, it doesn't matter if it amuses other people - it has to amuse ME.

I'm here to amuse me.
You lose.

Which is probably why you don't amuse me.

 

[Phoenix]

Drool away, baby!!!

I don't think those are Wranglers or Levis ...

 

[alan1]

It has to be sarcastic, and twisted, while not being creepy.

And most important, it doesn't matter if it amuses other people - it has to amuse ME.

I'm here to amuse me.
You lose.

Which is probably why you don't amuse me.

And I do amuse me.
It's not a win-win situation, but since I'm on the win side anyways, I don't care.

 

[xotoxi]

Drool away, baby!!!

I don't think those are Wranglers or Levis ...

I'm guessing Faded Glory.

 

[alan1]

Drool away, baby!!!

I don't think those are Wranglers or Levis ...

I'm guessing Faded Glory.

Yer gay if you think there is any glory in man butt-crack.

 

[Big Black Dog]

Teeth, he must have teeth

Is a full mouthful of teeth required or is just one or two alright?

 

[JBeukema]

I like women who do not have a penis or testicles.

I assumed that was a given

 

[JBeukema]

If they have any fleshy parts ... they don't get into my apartment.

I'll call you when the upload is complete

 

[del]

opposable thumbs

 

[Dis]

opposable thumbs

...and people say I'm picky.

 

[RadiomanATL]

Why isn't money on the list

 

[del]

opposable thumbs

...and people say I'm picky.

i didn't say it was a dealbreaker.

 

[Dis]

opposable thumbs

...and people say I'm picky.

i didn't say it was a dealbreaker.

Oh. Whoops. Guess I'm still pickier. No sense of humor is a definite deal breaker for me. IF someone can make me bust out laughing on a whim, no matter what kind of mood I'm in, they win.

 

[del]

Why isn't money on the list

[youtube]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zwhaa2zt48o&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zwhaa2zt48o&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/youtube]

 

[JD_2B]

I love a man's arms!!! Not huge- well they don't have to be huge, anyways.. But defined, and not hairy. I hate hairy men. I also notice the way their eyes crinkle when they smile. MMMMM

 

[mudwhistle]

I love a man's arms!!! Not huge- well they don't have to be huge, anyways.. But defined, and not hairy. I hate hairy men. I also notice the way their eyes crinkle when they smile. MMMMM

I guess you need tickets to the gun show.