What Attribute Is The First Thing You Notice When Looking For A Mate?

[alan1]

women who like to walk on the beach
















naked

(apologies to MM)

?

 

[Phoenix]

My next husband will be approaching 90 and have 90 million dollars in the bank.

Mmm sexy!!

Rich old man with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. My late grandmother's assessment of the perfect husband. Pity she never found him.

 

[alan1]

Gay guys don't wear Levi's.
Not to sure about the wranglers.

Yeah, see, that was my point.

haven't you heard of the gay rodeo?

Gay wranglers?

 

[PixieStix]

Teeth, he must have teeth

I qualify.

MM has teeth?!

 

[Luissa]

Yeah, see, that was my point.

haven't you heard of the gay rodeo?

Gay wranglers?

I guess so!

 

[Phoenix]

haven't you heard of the gay rodeo?

I have indeed.

But generally speaking, if a guy is wearing real Wranglers, it's worth checking out.

 

[Luissa]

haven't you heard of the gay rodeo?

I have indeed.

But generally speaking, if a guy is wearing real Wranglers, it's worth checking out.

I am with you on that!
I love me a cowboy.

 

[Phoenix]

I am with you on that!
I love me a cowboy.

For Luissa:

 

[Luissa]

I am with you on that!
I love me a cowboy.

For Luissa:

 

[goldcatt]

The eyes say it all.
But a nice rear view never hurts.

Sorry goldcatt, but those pants are really ... well, gay.

Levis or Wranglers.

You were looking at the pants?

 

[Phoenix]

You were looking at the pants?

Sorry - yup.

I got spoiled hanging around rodeos for too many years. Never saw a manly man stand with his posterior stuck out like that. Too gay for me. Sorry - just how I roll.

 

[Dis]

Sense of humor, and eyes are the first things that attract me to anyone - mate material, or not.

 

[alan1]

Sense of humor, and eyes are the first things that attract me to anyone - mate material, or not.

Does it have to be a good sense of humor, or will a crappy sense of humor do?

 

[Dis]

Sense of humor, and eyes are the first things that attract me to anyone - mate material, or not.

Does it have to be a good sense of humor, or will a crappy sense of humor do?

It has to be sarcastic, and twisted, while not being creepy.

And most important, it doesn't matter if it amuses other people - it has to amuse ME.

 

[BasicGreatGuy]

Sense of humor, and eyes are the first things that attract me to anyone - mate material, or not.

Does it have to be a good sense of humor, or will a crappy sense of humor do?

It has to be sarcastic, and twisted, while not being creepy.

And most important, it doesn't matter if it amuses other people - it has to amuse ME.

I have never heard of a sardonic fetish before. Wow.

 

[Dis]

Does it have to be a good sense of humor, or will a crappy sense of humor do?

It has to be sarcastic, and twisted, while not being creepy.

And most important, it doesn't matter if it amuses other people - it has to amuse ME.

I have never heard of a sardonic fetish before. Wow.

I never laid claim to being normal.. My sense of humor is *very* twisted, and you either have one to match, or I'll be bored within a week.

 

[xotoxi]

I am with you on that!
I love me a cowboy.

For Luissa:

Drool away, baby!!!

 

[Dis]

For Luissa:

Drool away, baby!!!

Mal's gonna get pissed if you keep posting his pics without his permission.

 

[alan1]

Sense of humor, and eyes are the first things that attract me to anyone - mate material, or not.

Does it have to be a good sense of humor, or will a crappy sense of humor do?

It has to be sarcastic, and twisted, while not being creepy.

And most important, it doesn't matter if it amuses other people - it has to amuse ME.

I'm here to amuse me.
You lose.

 

[xotoxi]

Mal's gonna get pissed...

Gonna get pissed?