What Are You Best At?

[Truthspeaker]

Just wanna get to know everybody a little better? Maybe we won't hate each other as much if we know a little more about the individuals we flame against. You can vote for more than one thing in the above poll.

Me, I'd like to think I'm pretty good at a lot of things but baseball is my best talent.

Please let us know if you are best at something not on the poll?

 

[Luissa]

Just wanna get to know everybody a little better? Maybe we won't hate each other as much if we know a little more about the individuals we flame against. You can vote for more than one thing in the above poll.

Me, I'd like to think I'm pretty good at a lot of things but baseball is my best talent.

Please let us know if you are best at something not on the poll?

I would have to say athletics because I played softball and basketball and any sport I tried I could usually pick it up pretty quick.

 

[alan1]

Just wanna get to know everybody a little better? Maybe we won't hate each other as much if we know a little more about the individuals we flame against. You can vote for more than one thing in the above poll.

Me, I'd like to think I'm pretty good at a lot of things but baseball is my best talent.

Please let us know if you are best at something not on the poll?

I'm really good at mental masturbation.
Just ask me.

 

[Truthspeaker]

Just wanna get to know everybody a little better? Maybe we won't hate each other as much if we know a little more about the individuals we flame against. You can vote for more than one thing in the above poll.

Me, I'd like to think I'm pretty good at a lot of things but baseball is my best talent.

Please let us know if you are best at something not on the poll?

I would have to say athletics because I played softball and basketball and any sport I tried I could usually pick it up pretty quick.

How tall are you for basketball reasons? I am huge on basketball too. But I am 6'2".

 

[Truthspeaker]

Just wanna get to know everybody a little better? Maybe we won't hate each other as much if we know a little more about the individuals we flame against. You can vote for more than one thing in the above poll.

Me, I'd like to think I'm pretty good at a lot of things but baseball is my best talent.

Please let us know if you are best at something not on the poll?

I'm really good at mental masturbation.
Just ask me.

I see you must have taken your photo during your finest hour. Thanks for that.

 

[alan1]

Just wanna get to know everybody a little better? Maybe we won't hate each other as much if we know a little more about the individuals we flame against. You can vote for more than one thing in the above poll.

Me, I'd like to think I'm pretty good at a lot of things but baseball is my best talent.

Please let us know if you are best at something not on the poll?

I'm really good at mental masturbation.
Just ask me.

I see you must have taken your photo during your finest hour. Thanks for that.

See, you're good at it to.
You should add it the poll.

 

[Xenophon]

Naked juggling while riding a unicycle.

 

[alan1]

Naked juggling while riding a unicycle.

Naked unicycle riding is not all it's cracked up to be, but juggling naked women is kinda cool.

 

[Luissa]

Just wanna get to know everybody a little better? Maybe we won't hate each other as much if we know a little more about the individuals we flame against. You can vote for more than one thing in the above poll.

Me, I'd like to think I'm pretty good at a lot of things but baseball is my best talent.

Please let us know if you are best at something not on the poll?

I would have to say athletics because I played softball and basketball and any sport I tried I could usually pick it up pretty quick.

How tall are you for basketball reasons? I am huge on basketball too. But I am 6'2".

5'7'' but I have that tall since I was about 11 or 12 so they thought I would get even taller. Pretty much also why I only played in high school!

 

[alan1]

I would have to say athletics because I played softball and basketball and any sport I tried I could usually pick it up pretty quick.

How tall are you for basketball reasons? I am huge on basketball too. But I am 6'2".

5'7'' but I have that tall since I was about 11 or 12 so they thought I would get even taller. Pretty much also why I only played in high school!

Hmm, this guy was only 5'3"
NBA.com: Muggsy Bogues Player Info
Didn't stop him from being in the NBA.

 

[PoliticalChic]

Tough to say since I have so many interests.

I guess I'm good at projects, whatever it may be. I see it through from beginning to end. I've never given up on something because it got too big or too hard.

One of my primary interests is writing right now. It's a craft that you can be continually honed.

 

[Skull Pilot]

I don't want to get to know any of you better.

It's easier to keep you all objectified.

 

[editec]

I can roll a fairly decent, joint thanks to decades of dedicated practice.

I can give an good extemperanous speech to a crowd if I'm speechifying about a subject I deeply care about.

I make a number of excellent soups and stews, and my home economics skills are pretty damned good, too.

When I am representing a product I think is good, I'm an excellent consultant.

 

[dilloduck]

I'm good at keeping my true talents hidden so I can do them only when I feel like it.

 

[Harry Dresden]

I've never given up on something because it got too big or too hard.

well i know most guys would appreciate that....

 

[Dis]

I don't want to get to know any of you better.

It's easier to keep you all objectified.

Grouchy fuck.

Oh, and I mean that in the nicest possible way..

 

[Skull Pilot]

I don't want to get to know any of you better.

It's easier to keep you all objectified.

Grouchy fuck.

Oh, and I mean that in the nicest possible way..

Curmudgeon in training....That's me

 

[editec]

I don't want to get to know any of you better.

It's easier to keep you all objectified.

Grouchy fuck.

Oh, and I mean that in the nicest possible way..

Curmudgeon in training....That's me

Seems to me that becoming crankier with age is a fairly common outcome for we men, Skull.

For decade after decade I could suffer fools lightly.

I hit my mid fourties and I lost that skill.

A pity really.

There's so many fools that getting outraged by their foolishness is simply counterproductive.

 

[midcan5]

I hate to brag but: I am never confused, read Greek Stoic philosophy daily, and give exact and easy to understand directions, friends confide in me, and waiters ask me for serving advice. One week, I discovered the meaning of life, defined the characteristics of dumb luck, and improved suspender design. After hearing my yodeling women ask me to divorce my wife, children cry, and dogs bark in unison. I have made fireworks safe for children, cured ambiguity, and redesigned go go joints so everyone can see.

While another year has flown by I appeared on Letterman and Leno, wrote a short thousand page autobiography and won a most improved badminton player award fans still pester me with autograph requests. Like most I am guilty of resting on past laurels. I managed to swim the English Channel, ski Kilimanjaro and rearrange my sock drawer. Swimming the channel in January led me to a new fabric discovery for cold weather and a non greasy petroleum jelly. My work day usually begins with yoga meditation, dynamic cycling, and a friendly chat with the prostitutes still out at dawn, usually we kibitz about the dynamics of interpersonal relationships and economies of scale.

This winter I part timed as a taxi driver and quickly became adept at driving in circles and perfecting an exotic sounding accent. Borrowing a picture from a United Way poster for my family I garnered the highest tips of all drivers in one month, United Way thanked me for the largest individual gift ever given by a cab driver, and I was nominated to the cabbie hall of fame. While improving my driving skills I also improved on the gestures of taxi drivers by adding three new arm gestures used only in tight situations. Drawn to invention, I made a sun tan lotion for drivers that works three times more efficiently on the left arm. In Britain it has the opposite effect.

With just two weeks of practice I became an expert in rodeo, quickly taming the fiercest bull with lines from Shakespearean sonnets. One month I managed a space shuttle flight, refurbished toy soldiers, and lost more weight than Jared on my meatball and peanut butter diet. This allowed me to fulfill a dream to jockey in the Kentucky Derby. With binoculars from the dollar store I discovered two new galaxies and my big toe is more accurate than the national weather service. I have studied the migration patterns of homing pigeons, calculated a leisurely drive to the closest solar system, and my advertising ideas have greatly improved tourism in Antarctica.

My help column has been translated into 14 languages and Oprah frequently emails me for advice. Not content with chasing tornadoes I have chased heavy rain and dense fog. I am alone in a crowd, always agree to disagree, and have discovered the same difference with an exact estimate. My upbeat poetry is read as therapy in Norway, and I was nominated for citizen of the year awards by the Jehovah Witnesses and Playboy magazine. My humming voice is insured by Lords of London. In just a week I invented noiseless straws, rocking chairs that don't ruin rugs, and hammocks for yards with just one tree. My lottery predictions are so accurate I was asked by six states to stop publishing them and in November I published a treatise on feminism in prehistoric America. While this was a slow year for me I hope to accomplish more in 2009.

PS I checked all of the above.

 

[Dis]

What Are You Best At?

Depends on who you ask, and whether they're mad at me, or not.