What a Shitty Contest

[hortysir]

CBS Cares® Colonoscopy Sweepstakes



This is an actual sweepstakes inspired by rock legend Ozzy Osbourne's secret fantasy. If you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York for three nights in a suite at a luxury hotel with a view of Central Park. And then the main event - you will be driven to the Center for Advanced Digestive Care at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center for a free colonoscopy!

 

[uscitizen]

Ohh I thought this was about the Republican Primary.

 

[percysunshine]

I am going to hold out for the free prostate cam exploratory.

 

[hortysir]

 

[Sarah G]

CBS Cares® Colonoscopy Sweepstakes



This is an actual sweepstakes inspired by rock legend Ozzy Osbourne's secret fantasy. If you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York for three nights in a suite at a luxury hotel with a view of Central Park. And then the main event - you will be driven to the Center for Advanced Digestive Care at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center for a free colonoscopy!

Having Ozzie drive you would be worse than the colonoscopy. He just got his license recently. He was on Chelsea Lately talking about it. Funny interview.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m_SxCbbYHI]Chelsea Lately: Ozzy Osbourne - YouTube[/ame]

 

[hortysir]

CBS Cares® Colonoscopy Sweepstakes



This is an actual sweepstakes inspired by rock legend Ozzy Osbourne's secret fantasy. If you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York for three nights in a suite at a luxury hotel with a view of Central Park. And then the main event - you will be driven to the Center for Advanced Digestive Care at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center for a free colonoscopy!

Having Ozzie drive you would be worse than the colonoscopy. He just got his license recently. He was on Chelsea Lately talking about it. Funny interview.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m_SxCbbYHI"]Chelsea Lately: Ozzy Osbourne - YouTube[/ame]

Having that brain-dead freak drive you anywhere would eliminate the need for Colite!!!