Well, I did it...

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    What kind of cookie? [​IMG]

    PSA: The cookie reward was first presented in 2002 on "Ballot Box"; a defunct Slate board, by a leftist negro named Mookie from the windswept S.Dakota plains. The concept of "translation" also came from that board from a computer programmer named White Rat. It was stolen by a total asshole from Texas by the name of Stan Hill and picked up by national media types. White Rat was furious his claim to fame wasn't recognized and would launch 3 and 4 hour spam attacks on the board. Because their security was hilariously easy to defeat, he could paralyze the site on a whim and his whims were usually to talk about his enormous wealth and coy fish. Mookie and White Rat fancied themselves rivals but they never had an open competition because Mookie was a creature of the night while the Rat was an early-riser. But back to your cookie, Mr. Votto....you need some new material and please don't try to translate this message....it's all been done before.
     
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    Is that you Omarosa? a petty attempt to sully my stellar reputation from a scorned groupie. :badgrin:
     
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    Sassy was my inspiration to improve my ratings....her ratings are off the charts. Currency on these boards is measured in the number of stalkers you have...those who have felt the sting and lay waiting for a shot at redemption/revenge and Sassy's stalkers are legion. Like me, she still finds a reason to continue after many years and countless hours wasted on ne're do wells of dubious gender and character...I truly admire her staying power (and the + rep she gives me.) :eusa_angel:
     
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    Float like a butterfly...sting like a bee

    Actually I have an in with a Russian hacker named Ivan, we're colluding

    If Flacal doesn't cease I'm cleaning out his bank accounts
     
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    I already got him with the old Nigerian Prince scam...there's maybe 6 bucks left but you're welcome to it. :lol:
     
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    Damnit...then I'll have to ransomware his computer. He can go to a Payday loan outfit....interest shouldn't be over 36%
     
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    Grats, but unfortunately the management had to close down the bar in the lobby, one mod would get drunk and drive us into China town.
     
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    There are certain threads/forums on USMB for which I am almost guaranteed 3 or more likes (agree, funny, thank you, winner, etc) for each post.

    Also, sometimes the lefties will give posts like "Trump is a dickhead" high ratings while righties will highly rate posts like "Hillary should be locked up" with many likes.
     
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    You set VERY low goals Tommy :)
     
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    Sometimes I will give Tom a rep just to help his self esteem.
     
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