Welcome To TPA

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    WELCOME TO TPA
    (Terrorist-Proof Airlines)

    We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business to protect=you!
    We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOM=S or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!!!

    Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.

    AND, If a Muslim sees a naked=woman, he is obliged to commit suicide - so please forward?!


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    I hope they put paper on the seats. :eek:
     
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    With all those guys, I'll pass, I'd need some Pepto Bismol and anti-acid tabs and blinders. Last thing I need is looking at guys that look like ads for the Dead Sea Scrolls parchment paper company.The stewardess isn't too bad at the end, oh, of the isle, however. :lol:
     
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    I think I'd rather walk
     

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