WELCOME TO TPA (Terrorist-Proof Airlines) We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business to protect=you! We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOM=S or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!!! Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry. AND, If a Muslim sees a naked=woman, he is obliged to commit suicide - so please forward?!