we know more about Tut's penis...

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    "we know more about [King Tut's] penis than we do about [the well preserved] Romney tax returns before 2010." Seriously?



    Seriously, we know more about a 3,300-year-old teen pharaoh mummy penis than we do about what lies carefully preserved in Romney's tax returns before 2010. That's either because we know a fair amount about King Tut's mummified member -- like the fact that it broke off and went missing for a while -- or because we know absolutely nothing about the pre-2010 presidential candidate's tax returns.
     
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    It doesn't matter any more, obama is flaming out no matter how many tax returns he demands. He's going to find himself, on election day, alone, saying "I asked for the tax returns" over and over and over.
     
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    We also know too much about that lying under oath, impeached, disbarred Clinton's penis.
     
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    Hypocrites.... all of you assholes.
     
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    We know more about deep space then we know about Romney's taxes.

    We know more about the surface of Mars then we know about Romney's taxes.

    We know more about Michelle Obama's sexual appetite than we know about Romney's taxes.

    We know more about Obama's culinary tastes than we know about Romney's taxes.

    Clearly he has something to hide. Whether he releases them or not, you got what you want out of this already. Holy shit! How long are you going to complain about winning something?
     
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    Tut's mummified penis is smarter than Joe Biden
     
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    Hell, an eggplant is....
     
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    You'll get Mitts tax returns when we get a chance to peruse Obama's foreign student visa number and other info on Obama's Columbia records.
    Before that you'll just have to take Mitt's word that he paid a minimum of 13% in taxes which, when coupled with his charitable donations, came to 20% of his income. Mormons are serious about their tithing.
    You took Obama's word that he was an effing genius, didn't you? And your lip didn't quiver one bit, either, I becha?
     
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    We know less about Obama's part in "Fast and Furious" than we do about Romney's taxes.

    We know less about Obama's school records than we do about Romney's taxes.

    We now know after it was passed more about Obamacare than we do about Romney's taxes.

    We know as much about Obama's taxes as we do Romney's taxes.

    Why doesn't Obama come clean with America and be an example by showing all his tax records, info on Fast and Furious, and his school records?
     
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    We know more about Obama's college records than we--

    Never mind.

    We know more about Fast and Furious than we---

    Oops.

    We know more about what Obama will do after the election when he has "more flexibility" than we--

    Dammit!
     

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