We are little more than CANNIBALS!

[WillPower]

My turkey doesn't know what's in store for it while it innocently bides it's time defrosting in the fridge. As if being murdered, plucked, and frozen stiff wasn't enough, when the door finally opens, it will be grabbed by it's ankles and tossed onto a counter. Advanced kung-foolery will be used to pierce it's abdomen and rip out it's heart and liver...just because you can't hear it scream doesn't mean it isn't. ((((SHUDDER)))). Then it's stuffed full of stuffing, it's legs tied together, and finally the poor thing is tossed into an incinerator....slowly being roasted alive/dead/whatever. When that's over with, the bird will be tossed on a platter and carved into bite-size pieces....((((THE HORROR)))) What's the matter with us? I should maybe be ashamed of what I'm about to do but I'm not, and then I'll eat the poor thing....and nobody can stop me. The FBI, the CIA, the Highway Patrol...even the President can't stop me!

 

[BlackFlag]

Real men eat it raw

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

The thread is satire, I suppose. I love the wings and legs.

 

[WillPower]

Cannibals eat the flesh of other humans. This thread is a big turkey itself.

Man and turkey are both part of God's majestic panorama of life...you HEATHEN!

 

[sparky]

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Cannibals eat the flesh of other humans. This thread is a big turkey itself.

Man and turkey are both part of God's majestic panorama of life...you HEATHEN!

So are lions and gazelles. One eats the other.

 

[airplanemechanic]

Cannibals eat each other. The last time I checked, I'm not a turkey. So I'm not a cannibal. I'm a carnivore.

 

[WillPower]

Cannibals eat each other. The last time I checked, I'm not a turkey. So I'm not a cannibal. I'm a carnivore.

That's just sick.....

 

[WillPower]

So are lions and gazelles. One eats the other.

Somebody ate your sense of humor...maybe you can buy another one on eBay.

 

[aaronleland]

The worst part. There are rednecks out there who fuck turkeys. Can you imagine? Your last memory before being slaughtered is getting railed by Cletus.

 

[konradv]

Real men eat it raw

Real men eat emu. Turkeys are for girlie-bois.

 

[BlackFlag]

Real men eat it raw

Real men eat emu. Turkeys are for girlie-bois.

Live and feathered

 

[Auld Phart]

Real men eat it raw

and die of salmonella poisoning

 

[BlackFlag]

Real men eat it raw

and die of salmonella poisoning

Not if you’ve sent enough thoughts and prayers

 

[sparky]

Cannibals eat each other. The last time I checked, I'm not a turkey. So I'm not a cannibal. I'm a carnivore.

two cannibals eat some clown, one turns to the other and sez 'does this tatse funy to you?"

~S~

 

[Pilot1]

Watch it. The VEGANS will get you. Then comes the Thesbians!

 

[MrShangles]

The worst part. There are rednecks out there who fuck turkeys. Can you imagine? Your last memory before being slaughtered is getting railed by Cletus.

Why are you prejudiced against red necks, you’re painting us with a broad brush, don’t blame me for what my brother does with his turkeys.


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[WillPower]

Watch it. The VEGANS will get you. Then comes the Thesbians!

oh no...not the thesbians!

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

Real men eat it raw

and die of salmonella poisoning

Like this guy.

 

[ABikerSailor]

The worst part. There are rednecks out there who fuck turkeys. Can you imagine? Your last memory before being slaughtered is getting railed by Cletus.