WD-40 fixes everything....

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Well, I don't like being discriminated against.

I don't blame you...
I don't know how I'd ever get along without 100mph tape and 5/50 cord.

 

[Hobbit]

I think that's a really important thing to know about WD-40. Great stuff.

But why is the 'perfect toolbox"'s items increasing?

So far we have: WD-40/ duct tape/ hammer/ vice gripe/ butter knife/100mph tape/ cammo spray/ parachute cord.

Those last three, I have laying all over the house!?!

Except you can probably build all these things using WD-40 and duct tape.

 

[Joz]

I don't blame you...
I don't know how I'd ever get along without 100mph tape and 5/50 cord.

LOL! Mind telling me what it is (100mph tape) other than tape and what is it used for?

 

[Joz]

(I was going to add something about the perfect box (tool) but....)

Oh come on....there's not enough humor around here. And this is the 'humor' forum.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

LOL! Mind telling me what it is (100mph tape) other than tape and what is it used for?

It's military OD (Olive Drab) green, or black.
HUGE rolls of duct tape.(but better)
See history here

 

[Joz]

It's military OD (Olive Drab) green, or black.
HUGE rolls of duct tape.(but better)
See history here

Thanks for the link. Was really cool to read about it. I still feel cheated.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

We had a kid in grade school sniff some pixy sticks and it burned a hole in the
side of his nostril.
He had a little bubble of skin covering the hole and you could see in his nose.
:shocked:

i'm surprised the parents didn't sue the candy company...

I like what Gallagher says : It's NATURAL SELECTION! The kid who swallows too many marbles, doesn't grow up to have kids of his own.

 

[fuzzykitten99]

don't forget the vice grips and butter knife.

Duct tape, WD-40, hammer, vice grips, butter knife.

One complete tool box!

it's the po' man's Craftsman set.

 

[freeandfun1]

100 milenhour tape'll fix anything. if it can't, then whatever's broke ain't worth keep'n!

 

[no1tovote4]

100 milenhour tape'll fix anything. if it can't, then whatever's broke ain't worth keep'n!

It's just too green for my tastes.

it's the po' man's Craftsman set.

Yup, I always keep a set nearby in case of emergency. You wouldn't believe the things I did when I was a kid with just such a tool kit.

I have thought of putting just such a kit together and selling it with a brand name like po'mans!

As Homer would say (Patent Pending, Patent Pending, and Patent Pending!)

 

[manu1959]

and a hammer...
QUOTE]

hammer = torque wrench

i always liked these lines:

"beat to fit paint to match"

"crank it down till it breaks then back off a quater turn"

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

It's just too green for my tastes.

They sell it in black too...

 

[Joz]

I have thought of putting just such a kit together and selling it with a brand name like po'mans!

You know, something like that just might work. A ready-made tool kit; For women, newlyweds, kids going off to college. A good tool kit takes time to build. What better thing than to have the basics to get you thru those minor surprises.

 

[Joz]

I have thought of putting just such a kit together and selling it with a brand name like po'mans!

You know, something like that just might work. A ready-made tool kit; For women, newlyweds, kids going off to college. A good tool kit takes time to build. What better thing than to have the basics to get you thru those minor surprises.