WD-40 fixes everything....

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    LONDON (Reuters) - The makers of the handy spray lubricant WD-40 proudly
    list 2,000 uses for their product, from unsticking rusty screws or squeaky
    bicycle chains to polishing frying pans.

    But British police have found another -- keeping the public from snorting
    cocaine off toilet lids in bars.
    See Here
     
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    Excellent! I'd love to see some crackhead take a snort of WD-40 infused coke...
     
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    I knew a guy in school who shot up carburetor cleaner,
    cause he though it would get him high. Oddly enough it didn't kill him.
     
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    You need only 2 things in your toolbox, duct tape and WD-40. If it's stuck and shouldn't be, WD-40 it. If it's unstuck and should be, duct tape it. It's all you need.
     
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    and a hammer...
    they fix everything!
     
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    I had friends that would ingest nearly anything if they thought it might get them high. I just stuck to the old standby "MJ". Ahem.
     
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    don't forget the vice grips and butter knife.

    Duct tape, WD-40, hammer, vice grips, butter knife.

    One complete tool box!
     
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    We had a kid in grade school sniff some pixy sticks and it burned a hole in the
    side of his nostril. :eek2:
    He had a little bubble of skin covering the hole and you could see in his nose.
    :shocked:
     
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    Well an ex-military man would also have a roll of 100mph tape
    and some cammo spray paint that they "acquired" while they were in.
     
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    and parachute cord...gotta have that!
     

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