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    Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.

    It contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a 'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a "Tax the Rich' poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps, a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a machine to blow smoke up my ass.
    All directions were in Spanish and Arabic.
    Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
     
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    No flag burning kit?
    No toy soldier to spit on and call a babykiller?
    No draft card to burn?
    No gay pride flag?
    Man, you got ripped off by the White House - again!
     
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    mine also had this

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