Was Adam really the first human and if so...

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    I heard that when Jesus comes, from wherever he comes from, he will be coming with myriads and myriads of angels and saints, wherever they come from.

    Whether its an intervention or an invasion really depends on what a myriad is... :)

    Could be a multitude, a horde, or a host...Some people say that the Lord is present in the host, but they are talking about a cracker...methinks they are confused.

    Anyway, I wouldn't worry, unless you were a part of the problem.....



    " First I will send for many fishermen, says the Lord, and they will fish for them. After that I will send for many hunters, and they shall hunt them out from every mountain and hill and from the crevices in the rocks. For my eyes are on all their ways; they are not hidden from my sight, nor is their wrongdoing concealed from me."
     
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    So I have to ask, where is the proof that this will happen? Got anything at all? Or is it just pure fantasy?
     
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    Naw, c'mon, you said Jesus and his crew are coming. Where's the beef?
     
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    lol....Where? Myriads and myriads of the resurrected dead are already standing all around you, watching, waiting with an ear to the ground listening for the sound that signals the time to fulfill their purpose for living while you masturbate on a stage to pornographic pictures of kangaroos.


    And you didn't believe the nuns when they told you that you would go blind...Doofus.


     
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    "I heard that when Jesus comes, from wherever he comes from, he will be coming with myriads and myriads of angels and saints, wherever they come from." So how do you know this? The Torah? And why all the perversion all the time? You seem obsessed and are trying to lure me into talking about assfucking and masturbation with nuns!
     
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    How do I know? I have received detailed top secret instructions from the high command so keep it to yourself. I am working undercover in a disturbing disguise deep inside of enemy territory sending coded information to the troops so they don't piss their pants when they see the storm clouds gathering on the horizon.

    And I'm not trying to lure you into talking about assfucking or masturbation with nuns moron..

    For some mysterious reason every time I squeeze your head all of that perverted shit comes out of it like a foul and smelly pus that has been festering for decades.


    Now try to understand that I am not criticizing or condemning you.

    I'm just telling it like it is.... deal with it already and take it like a man or you shaddapa you face. Otherwise I will have no choice but to fuck with you every single time you drop your panties and try to moon everyone else.,

    Capisce?
     
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    Now you’re thinking about my ass, sheesh, next you’ll ask me to spread em so you can see my starfish regurgitating.

    But otherwise all you have is a book of fiction and a whole lot of wishful thinking. Or delusion. Help me out here, which is it?
     
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    There you go again. I was using a figure of speech. You interpreted it according to your perverted brain.

    Help you out? lol....There may be no way to help you if you won't do anything to help yourself.

    Not to worry! I can live with that.
     
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    So can I. :biggrin:







    You fucking Sod Heeb.
     

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