Warning from Trump: Incoming Hurricane "Tremendously Wet"

[Mac1958]

I think we all knew what he meant. It just would be nice if he didn't talk, type, tweet like a 5 year old...

And, bingo.

It would also be nice if this were not just the latest of a zillion examples of that.
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[MarathonMike]

Glad to see you guys and gals are all focused on the important things.

 

[Godboy]

Water is wet. Who knew?

That explains so much...

He shouldnt have tried to ad lib it. Once again he fucks up the message by going off script. What he really meant to say is this one is predicted to have more moisture than historically expected.

Well, saying that way would have certainly gone a long way in disguising what a huge moron he is...

I read the quote and immediately knew exactly what he meant. Why do you guys struggle with English so much?

I think we all knew what he meant. It just would be nice if he didn't talk, type, tweet like a 5 year old...

5 years olds say "tremendously wet"? I've never heard that. Got a link?

 

[Godboy]

That explains so much...

He shouldnt have tried to ad lib it. Once again he fucks up the message by going off script. What he really meant to say is this one is predicted to have more moisture than historically expected.

Well, saying that way would have certainly gone a long way in disguising what a huge moron he is...

I read the quote and immediately knew exactly what he meant. Why do you guys struggle with English so much?

I think we all knew what he meant. It just would be nice if he didn't talk, type, tweet like a 5 year old...

Not all us knew what he meant. Pretty sure his base took him literally.

You people are known for having low IQs, so it isnt a shock to anyone that you would be confused.

 

[Crepitus]

The nihilist in me just keeps smiling. These are fun days.

Well, he isn't wrong for a change. Hurricanes do tend to be really wet.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

I think most people would understand what he was getting at.

 

[OldLady]

Glad to see you guys and gals are all focused on the important things.

Not really much else to say about it, is there? Evacuate or get the raft ready.

 

[hjmick]

That explains so much...

He shouldnt have tried to ad lib it. Once again he fucks up the message by going off script. What he really meant to say is this one is predicted to have more moisture than historically expected.

Well, saying that way would have certainly gone a long way in disguising what a huge moron he is...

I read the quote and immediately knew exactly what he meant. Why do you guys struggle with English so much?

I think we all knew what he meant. It just would be nice if he didn't talk, type, tweet like a 5 year old...

5 years olds say "tremendously wet"? I've never heard that. Got a link?

No, but I had three daughters who all knew the word.

 

[Asclepias]

I think most people would understand what he was getting at.

This falls under the "no duh" category the way he put it. I hope no one dies because they thought to themselves.."Yeah all hurricanes have water"

 

[Pogo]

Paper towels will be needed biggly.

Don't forget the Play Doh!

 

[hjmick]

Glad to see you guys and gals are all focused on the important things.

Not really much else to say about it, is there? Evacuate or get the raft ready.

Based on what I'm seeing on The Weather Channel, I'm working on an ark... I don't think I'll be done in time...

 

[Mac1958]

 

[Godboy]

He shouldnt have tried to ad lib it. Once again he fucks up the message by going off script. What he really meant to say is this one is predicted to have more moisture than historically expected.

Well, saying that way would have certainly gone a long way in disguising what a huge moron he is...

I read the quote and immediately knew exactly what he meant. Why do you guys struggle with English so much?

I think we all knew what he meant. It just would be nice if he didn't talk, type, tweet like a 5 year old...

5 years olds say "tremendously wet"? I've never heard that. Got a link?

No, but I had three daughters who all knew the word.

Which words in the English language should adults avoid?

 

[Asclepias]

All the Drumpfsexuals seem to be getting agitated with this thread.

 

[Pogo]

The nihilist in me just keeps smiling. These are fun days.

"Amazing, incredible wetness. More wetness than anybody since Millard Fillmore. Thousands of raindrops dancing on rooftops. The best rooftops that god ever created. Believe me."


Rump missed his true calling. Shoulda been a TV weatherman.

 

[hjmick]

Well, saying that way would have certainly gone a long way in disguising what a huge moron he is...

I read the quote and immediately knew exactly what he meant. Why do you guys struggle with English so much?

I think we all knew what he meant. It just would be nice if he didn't talk, type, tweet like a 5 year old...

5 years olds say "tremendously wet"? I've never heard that. Got a link?

No, but I had three daughters who all knew the word.

Which words in the English language should adults avoid?

Jesus, it was the way he worded it, not the words he used. Go out and buy a sense of humor, it will serve you well for years to come...

 

[Preacher]

The nihilist in me just keeps smiling. These are fun days.

He knows he was speaking to a lot of leftists...had to put it in very simple terms they would understand.

 

[Pogo]

Well, saying that way would have certainly gone a long way in disguising what a huge moron he is...

I read the quote and immediately knew exactly what he meant. Why do you guys struggle with English so much?

I think we all knew what he meant. It just would be nice if he didn't talk, type, tweet like a 5 year old...

5 years olds say "tremendously wet"? I've never heard that. Got a link?

No, but I had three daughters who all knew the word.

Which words in the English language should adults avoid?

"Covfêfe".

 

[Godboy]

I read the quote and immediately knew exactly what he meant. Why do you guys struggle with English so much?

I think we all knew what he meant. It just would be nice if he didn't talk, type, tweet like a 5 year old...

5 years olds say "tremendously wet"? I've never heard that. Got a link?

No, but I had three daughters who all knew the word.

Which words in the English language should adults avoid?

Jesus, it was the way he worded it, not the words he used. Go out and buy a sense of humor, it will serve you well for years to come...

I'm supposed to have a sense of humor about the ridiculous minutia you Democrats get all bent out of shape about?

 

[JoeMoma]

Water is wet. Who knew?

Lots of people don't know. Here is one: