Warning. Doomsday Clock has gone one minute forward.

[Photonic]

Doomsday Clock Moved 1 Minute Closer to Midnight: Scientific American

We are NOT going in the right direction, that's for DAMN sure.

 

[Liability]

Well if a bunch of scientists make a political assessment, then it must be true.

 

[Avatar4321]

As if they know.

 

[Mr. H.]

We'll all be dead by Spring when it moves forward a whole hour.

 

[Photonic]

So they are wrong?

 

[daveman]

No concern about Iran?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

"The clock is a symbol of the threat of humanity's imminent destruction from nuclear or biological weapons, climate change and other human-caused disasters."

Oh, Dear.

That is bad.

What to do?

Oh, Dear.

 

[Avatar4321]

"The clock is a symbol of the threat of humanity's imminent destruction from nuclear or biological weapons, climate change and other human-caused disasters."

Oh, Dear.

That is bad.

What to do?

Oh, Dear.

Don't destroy ourselves?

 

[Mr. H.]

"The clock is a symbol of the threat of humanity's imminent destruction from nuclear or biological weapons, climate change and other human-caused disasters."

Oh, Dear.

That is bad.

What to do?

Oh, Dear.

That "clock" concept has been around since 1947.
When did they include global warming?
And for that matter... why?

 

[Liability]

We'll all be dead by Spring when it moves forward a whole hour.

Oh FUCK!

See what happens when you fiddle with mother nature and father time?

 

[occupied]

There are still enough doomsday weapons lying around and there are still Buttons and there are still nervous unimaginative people with access to Buttons. While the threat is lower than when I grew up under the cold war threat, it is never wise to totally discount that threat as long as we have the ability to sterilize our biosphere.

 

[Oddball]

So they are wrong?

Yes, they're wrong....And the ultimate goalpost movers to boot.

But they gotta sell them magazines.

 

[Mr. H.]

Debate it all you want, but the clock is right.
Twice a day.

 

[Oddball]

"The clock is a symbol of the threat of humanity's imminent destruction from nuclear or biological weapons, climate change and other human-caused disasters."

Oh, Dear.

That is bad.

What to do?

Oh, Dear.

That "clock" concept has been around since 1947.
When did they include global warming?
And for that matter... why?

Doomed, I tell ya....DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!

 

[Liability]

Debate it all you want, but the clock is right.
Twice a day.

Is a broken clock right twice a day, once a day or never if the broken part = the hands fell off?

 

[Oddball]

Debate it all you want, but the clock is right.
Twice a day.

Why are these "scientists" still using an analog clock?

A broken modern digital clock is broken 24 hours a day.

 

[Mr. H.]

Debate it all you want, but the clock is right.
Twice a day.

Is a broken clock right twice a day, once a day or never if the broken part = the hands fell off?

Is that a trick question?
Is the answer a digital clock?

 

[Mr. H.]

Debate it all you want, but the clock is right.
Twice a day.

Why are these "scientists" still using an analog clock?

Maybe they're anal.

 

[Liability]

THIS muthafuckin' broken clock is NOT right twice a day.

It is not right once a day.

It is never right.

 

[Photonic]

So they are wrong?

Yes, they're wrong....And the ultimate goalpost movers to boot.

But they gotta sell them magazines.

Why are they wrong?