WARNING! 3 Days To Thaw A Turkey

[Disir]

Too ,late now...you done fucked up!

It comes out today.

Because it's a turducken.

 

[Disir]

Seems like Thanksgiving has kind of lost its meaning/purpose in modern times. Just going to the store and buying what you want isn't anything at all reflective of gratitude, sacrifice and harvest.

Only since Franksgiving.

Doesn't it depend on what you are harvesting? People have had almost a whole year to put plans into action. Life is rather short in the grand scheme of things. If you can manage to be around people you actually like it's a beautiful thing. Sometimes the gratitude is found in the ability to celebrate it at all.

 

[Denizen]

It takes 3 days to thaw a frozen turkey in the fridge...I would give it 5 days to be safe!

I hate telling people on thanksgiving-eve to give up on the bird because it's still rock solid. It's too late.

Just thought I'd give you guys a heads-up.

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Three years to defrost and expunge if it has orange hair?

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

It takes 3 days to thaw a frozen turkey in the fridge...I would give it 5 days to be safe!

I hate telling people on thanksgiving-eve to give up on the bird because it's still rock solid. It's too late.

Just thought I'd give you guys a heads-up.

This PSA has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Thunk

And DON'T put them in a Turkey fryer partially frozen unless you like explosions.

 

[Thunk]

It comes out today.

Because it's a turducken.

I just can't get myself to eat anything that begins with "Turd"

 

[Disir]

It comes out today.

Because it's a turducken.

I just can't get myself to eat anything that begins with "Turd"

Hmmm..........since you put it like that. I'll let you know by the end of week if I can bleach my brain before now and then.

 

[Thunk]

Once something is learned...it cannot be unlearned

 

[Gracie]

It takes 3 days to thaw a frozen turkey in the fridge...I would give it 5 days to be safe!

I hate telling people on thanksgiving-eve to give up on the bird because it's still rock solid. It's too late.

Just thought I'd give you guys a heads-up.

This PSA has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood Thunk

For two people.....cornish hens! Defrosts in 2/3 hours.

 

[Thunk]

Christmas turkey BUMP!

 

[Thunk]

It's that time again.

If your turkey is in the freezer...put it in the fridge NOW!

 

[iamwhatiseem]

Uh... a bit early.
I take mine out on the Monday before, place it in a large bin with salted water. This brines Turkey and defrost it three times as fast.
Of course you keep it in the fridge.

 

[Likkmee]

How long if you leave it sitting out at room temperature?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

The "room" is the cave entering my hot springs..135-140 degrees. 4 hours it's ready for the deep fry

 

[miketx]

what are you thawing....a turkey or a camel?