Wanted: Senior Human Rights Abuser Experienced In Inflicting Extreme Pain

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    “The government of a Middle Eastern state is recruiting a senior torturer to work in a well-equipped prison. Our ideal candidate would be prepared to inflict extreme pain and suffering....Familiarity with medical and dental equipment and knowledge of human anatomy is required. Daily work will involve penetrating injuries, blunt trauma, electric shocking, asphyxiation and traumatic removal of digits and limbs."​


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    Just thought I'd post this here, because there are many inhuman assholes in this forum that have the job skills for this position.
     
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    I think my avatar wants to apply for the job...... He also says he needs some practice and you'd make the perfect candidate.
     
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    Not me man, I don't have the stomach for that line of work.

    I'm a kind, sensitive person, who cares about the feelings of others, you asshole!
     
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    I saw this thread and assumed it was the TSA hiring.
     
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    Is Dumbya doing anything?
     

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