Wanted: Replacement for President Obama!

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    Please do your research with the democratic party and submit an application by November 7th.2012
    We cannot offer very much in compensation for this position but can guarantee a substantial
    irrational behavior by the individuals occupying Congress and the House.

    General job description:
    Continued job of your predecessor. Many wonderful people will help you with understanding the current issues facing this nation.

    Housing and transportation along with bodyguards will be provided.
    American citizen with long form documentation of birth mandatory.
    All colors and ethnic groups welcomed to participate. Sorry for this we have standards!
    Unfortunately we cannot guarantee the cooperation from the media and the Internet blogs from crucifying you 24/7
    But we will provide as much support as we can.

    This job placement is for
    2016-2020
    Equal opportunity employer by some SCOTUS. TBD​
     
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    Obama is going to be placed in a few months.
     
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    want to bet?
     
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    As I mentioned elsewhere, I don't believe in gambling.

    You will need someone to attempt to take the seat in 2016 though.
     
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    The media crucifying? OMFG now that is hilarious, what is Rush Limbaugh now the MEDIA? You are a joke.
    Dont forget you have to love abortion, gay sex and starting massive programs, but never ever reforming them.......those are the most important qualifications to democrats
     
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    stressed :confused:
     
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    I think stress is inherent to the job, good catch, you should add that one....and no I'm not stressed, but thank you for caring.

    But seriously which media outlets "Crucify" the President?
    and my other qualities should be added, if you dont support those you are a right wing theocracy wannabe
     
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    forgot about, i recall. if you find other to bet for you is that same?

    seat owned, pull plug on internet i see chance.
     
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    If I had a nickel for every liberal who responded that way I'd be Romney rich.
     

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