Wanna see Simon & Garfunkel live in 2010?

[SpidermanTuba]

You have to come to the Crescent City if you want that.

Jazz Fest, weekend of 4/23-25

Simon and Garfunkel play New Orleans Jazz Fest

 

[Gunny]

You have to come to the Crescent City if you want that.

Jazz Fest, weekend of 4/23-25

Simon and Garfunkel play New Orleans Jazz Fest

How does fuck you bite you in the ass? Wanna play bitch? Bring it.

 

[uscitizen]

Wanna see Simon & Garfunkel live in 2010?


no

 

[Luissa]

You have to come to the Crescent City if you want that.

Jazz Fest, weekend of 4/23-25

Simon and Garfunkel play New Orleans Jazz Fest

How does fuck you bite you in the ass? Wanna play bitch? Bring it.

WoW! What climbed up your ass and died?

 

[SpidermanTuba]

You have to come to the Crescent City if you want that.

Jazz Fest, weekend of 4/23-25

Simon and Garfunkel play New Orleans Jazz Fest

How does fuck you bite you in the ass? Wanna play bitch? Bring it.

Wow, big fan I take it? Disappointed they aren't coming to your neck of the woods?

 

[Luissa]

You have to come to the Crescent City if you want that.

Jazz Fest, weekend of 4/23-25

Simon and Garfunkel play New Orleans Jazz Fest

How does fuck you bite you in the ass? Wanna play bitch? Bring it.

Wow, big fan I take it? Disappointed they aren't coming to your neck of the woods?

No, he is upset Jessica Simpson isn't doing concert where he lives this year.

 

[Gunny]

You have to come to the Crescent City if you want that.

Jazz Fest, weekend of 4/23-25

Simon and Garfunkel play New Orleans Jazz Fest

How does fuck you bite you in the ass? Wanna play bitch? Bring it.

WoW! What climbed up your ass and died?

Nothing climbs up jack shit on me. Some things just piss me the fuck off. Be smart. Go away.

 

[Gunny]

You have to come to the Crescent City if you want that.

Jazz Fest, weekend of 4/23-25

Simon and Garfunkel play New Orleans Jazz Fest

How does fuck you bite you in the ass? Wanna play bitch? Bring it.

Wow, big fan I take it? Disappointed they aren't coming to your neck of the woods?

Oh n-o-o-o-o-o, ... we need more fucking polesmokers her. Lord knows we don't have enough.

 

[Luissa]

How does fuck you bite you in the ass? Wanna play bitch? Bring it.

WoW! What climbed up your ass and died?

Nothing climbs up jack shit on me. Some things just piss me the fuck off. Be smart. Go away.

 

[WillowTree]

what iz "polesmoker:?

 

[Luissa]

what iz "polesmoker:?

It is another name for Republican.

 

[WillowTree]

what iz "polesmoker:?

It is another name for Republican.

 

[Luissa]

There is a joke here! Just let me think for a minute.

 

[Gunny]

Like a minute's enough for you. Takes you that long to do your name in block letters with a crayon.

 

[WillowTree]

polesmoker 81 up, 10 down love it hate it

buy polesmoker mugs, tshirts and magnets
One who sucks the baloney pony - aka chows wang, gives head, polishes helmet, etc.



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=polesmoker

 

[Luissa]

Like a minute's enough for you. Takes you that long to do your name in block letters with a crayon.

At least they let me have crayons!

 

[WillowTree]

polishes helmet??

 

[Luissa]

polishes helmet??

The only joke I could come up with made liberals look bad, so that one is out.

 

[Nosmo King]

Gunny,

Are you implying that Simon and Garfunkel appeal only to gay men? If so, what do you base this theory on? Are there other musical acts stout hetero fellow such as yourself could recommend avoiding?

This should be rich.

 

[jillian]

How does fuck you bite you in the ass? Wanna play bitch? Bring it.

Wow, big fan I take it? Disappointed they aren't coming to your neck of the woods?

Oh n-o-o-o-o-o, ... we need more fucking polesmokers her. Lord knows we don't have enough.

Clearly, there's a hidden subtext in this thread.