WalMart Greeter

[RadiomanATL]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

 

[uscitizen]

See conservative women do shop at Wal Mart.

 

[RadiomanATL]

See conservative women do shop at Wal Mart.

Humor thread. No politics allowed.

So sez me.

 

[uscitizen]

See conservative women do shop at Wal Mart.

Humor thread. No politics allowed.

So sez me.

that was humor.

 

[SFC Ollie]

I could be a Walmart greeter:


Welcome to Walmart, Get your shit and get out.

Oh and have a nice day!

 

[Mr. H.]

I spent the longest time at Hallmark the other day, searching for the perfect Mother's Day card for the wife. When I got to the register I told the gal "after 15 years of marriage you'd think I could find a card that just said 'Happy Mother's Day, Bitch'.

She wasn't amused.

 

[uscitizen]

All women seem to be in a Mothers Day Union?

 

[California Girl]

See conservative women do shop at Wal Mart.

Humor thread. No politics allowed.

So sez me.

that was humor.

It is indeed.... very funny see you morphing into rdean..... kinda scary for you though.

 

[uscitizen]

I see I have gained another admirer.