Wall of Lies

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    Bob had just died and was at the Pearly Gates where St Peter greeted him. As they were walking, Bob had noticed all these clocks on the wall. He asked St. Peter about them, and St. Peter said that they were monitors on lies being told. St. Peter said that one's Mother Theresa, she didn't tell any lies. Over there is Abraham Lincoln's he only told two. Over there is Dan West, he's told several and it's still counting. Bob asked where was Obama's monitor, St. Peter responded that it was in Jesus's office, and he was using it as a ceiling fan.
     
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    I think you're ready for Jay Leno now!
     
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