Walks Into A Bar Jokes

A guy stands up in a bar and yells, "All lawyers are assholes!" Another guy stands up and says, "Hey, I resent that!" The first guy says, "Are you a lawyer?" And the second guy goes, "No, I'm an asshole!"
 
A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, " Hey why the long face?"
 
Here's a joke no one gets...

An Indian walks into a bar and asks for a drink. While the bartender is getting the drink, the Indian looks down, sees a cockroach and says, "Ummm, cockroach!" The bartender says, "Squash it!" And the Indian responds, "No, cockroach!"

That's the joke!
It took me a minute or two but..."squaw shit" lol
 

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