> > A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a > walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' > > 'What's that mean?' asked the child. > > 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' > The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle > for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was > in heat, and > to come to you.' > Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with > gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the > scent, > and said > 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time > round the block.' > > The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on > the > leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?' > > > > The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, > so another dog is pushing her home.'