walking the dog

[dilloduck]

>
> A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a
> walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
>
> 'What's that mean?' asked the child.
>
> 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
> The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle
> for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was
> in heat, and
> to come to you.'
> Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with
> gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the
> scent,
> and said
> 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
> round the block.'
>
> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
> the
> leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
>
>
>
> The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
> so another dog is pushing her home.'

 

[Anguille]

Bootneck you are not.

 

[dilloduck]

Bootneck you are not.

nor would I ever claim to be

 

[Terry]

lol cute