walking the dog

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  1. dilloduck
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    > A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a
    > walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
    >
    > 'What's that mean?' asked the child.
    >
    > 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
    > The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle
    > for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was
    > in heat, and
    > to come to you.'
    > Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag, soaked it with
    > gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the
    > scent,
    > and said
    > 'OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time
    > round the block.'
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    > The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
    > the
    > leash. Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Belle?'
    >
    >
    >
    > The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway down the block,
    > so another dog is pushing her home.'
     
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    Anguille Bane of the Urbane

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    Bootneck you are not.
     
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    nor would I ever claim to be :lol:
     
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    Terry Shut the $%$ Up!

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    lol cute
     

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