Wacky Excuses for Not Going to Work

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    Excuses for Calling in Sick
    By Kate Lorenz, CareerBuilder.com Editor

    You've heard of the dog who ate homework, but what about the cat who unplugged the alarm clock? These days, people are getting very creative when they don't want to go to work.

    In CareerBuilder's survey "Out of the Office," more than one-third of U.S. workers say they played hooky from work over the last twelve months. Thirty-five percent of workers admit to calling in sick when they felt well at least once during the last year and one-in-ten said they did so three or more times.

    Why are they calling in sick? The top three motivators for faking include attending to personal errands and appointments, catching up on sleep and simply relaxing. The reasons also include attending a child's event, bad weather, making plans with friends and going on a job interview.

    Twenty percent of workers say they called into work because they just didn't feel like going into the office that day. One-in-four workers report they feel sick days are equivalent to extra vacation days and treat them as such.

    The 2004 CCH Unscheduled Absence Survey, conducted for CCH by Harris Interactive® confirmed this trend. CCH found most employees who fail to show up for work aren't physically ill, according to the survey. In fact, the study found only 38 percent of unscheduled absences are due to personal illness, while 62 percent are for other reasons, including family issues (23 percent), personal needs (18 percent), stress (11 percent) and entitlement mentality (10 percent).

    One trend that also may be influencing the higher rate of unscheduled absences is the fact that the number of employers allowing employees to carry over sick time from one year to the next is trending downward and has dropped from more than one-half of companies (51 percent) in 2000 to 37 percent in 2004. As a result, employees may be saying, "I'd rather use it than lose it," noted Lori Rosen, J.D., CCH workplace analyst, and author of HR Networking: Work-Life Benefits.

    But could you get away with saying you had to go to your mother's dog's funeral or that you had brain cancer? Would you believe an employee who had the swine flu, forgot the way to work, or was arrested because of mistaken identity? Think carefully, if you're debating calling in sick, here are some of the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work.

    I was sprayed by a skunk.

    I tripped over my dog and was knocked unconscious.

    My bus broke down and was held up by robbers.

    I was arrested as a result of mistaken identity.

    I couldn't find my shoes.

    I hurt myself bowling.

    I was spit on by a venomous snake.

    I totaled my wife's jeep in a collision with a cow.

    A hitman was looking for me.

    My curlers burned my hair and I had to go to the hairdresser.

    I eloped.

    My cat unplugged my alarm clock.

    I had to be there for my husband's grand jury trial.

    I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India.

    I forgot what day of the week it was.

    Someone slipped drugs in my drink last night.

    A tree fell on my car.

    My monkey died.
     
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    too funny :piss2:
     
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    I had to call in one and tell my boss that I was too busy cleaning 'sewage' out of my shower to come in. The sad part is that it was true. I was living basement level in a 3 family house and somehow the pipes backed up and overflowed into my shower. I even took a picture of a floating 'Baby Ruth bar' and emailed it to my boss as proof!
     
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    :teeth: Carl would be proud.
     
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    I like-I had to ship my grandmother's bones to India!! Too funny!!!
     
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    I didn't eat it though!
     
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    Thank God! :D
     
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    nothing like a good old fashion hot carl to start the day...hehehe
     
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    :rotflmao:

    Okay, that's just sad!!! :laugh:
     

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