Somewhere in the Arctic, a polar bear is on a block of ice just just broke free and he's cursing, "That Fucking Nik and his Stupid Fucking Global Warming posts! He couldn't leave it alone! No! He had to post another warning and warm the planet!"
And somewhere your mom is wondering how she could have raised such a complete and utter fuckwit.
I wonder how much coal was burned to allow to make these posts?
1/16th of an ounce.
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