Vigilantism in Nukehavistan

[L.K.Eder]

is not a good idea.

U.S. Intelligence: Nukehavistan May Have Nuclear Weapons

 

[Article 15]

"Nukehavistan's topography is dominated by flat, featureless stretches of gypsum and alkali, punctuated by the occasional deep crater and the twisted remains of metal structures," Jacoby said. "Its main exports are surplus Geiger counters, Tyvek fabric, and radioiodine-laced milk, and its only known import is weapons-grade plutonium."

 

[editec]

What's more Nukehaveistan's national foundation myth is that it was the last thing that came out of Pandora's Box....

.... on 6 August 1945.