Victoria's Secret

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    A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie
    for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in
    price, the more sheer, the higher the price.
    He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie
    home.

    He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and
    model it for him.

    Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea.
    It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.
    I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow
    and keep the $500 refund for myself."

    So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
    Her husband says, "Good Lord!
    You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"

    He never heard the shot.

    Funeral on Friday.
     
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    very funny......where was she hiding the gun?
     
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    It was reported she hid it in the bush she was standing behind
     

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