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    I took Viagra for the first time last night.
    All I got was a stiff neck so I took a muscle relaxant.
    That seemed to help my neck but it made me fall asleep.

    This morning I was awoken by my wife with smiles and breakfast in bed....viagra and a muscle relaxant.

    I don't get it.
     
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    your wife got it.
     
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    I still dont get it...Maybe my wife did...whatever that means,,,but I sure dont!
     
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    If everyone's wives looked like the babes in those commercials, who'd need Viagra?
     
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    I only took the stuff cuz I thought it would make my wife look like one of the babes in the commercial!
     
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    Is 'gjk' Uzbekistani for the word 'hand'?
     
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    Its not gjk ...its"gkj" PERCY...which actually does stand for "hand" in Uzbekistan.
    Being from Uzbekistan...I could always use a hand.
    Are you offering cuz I could take some Viagra and Muscle relaxant if you'd like!
     

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