USMB Ultimate Egg-Off Challange!

[Lucy Hamilton]

I have ANOTHER egg, seven eggs, one bunny rabbit and a chick

I....AM....TOTALLY....OUT....OF....CONTROL....since I sold my soul to Satan in return for the Secret Luciferian Code To Egg Detection

Post # 17

CDZ - NSA, CIA, FBI Spying on American Citizens

Hey Wildcard and depotoo I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo on your combined buttocks now

Lucy! You got some splainin' to do!

I have?

Have you never heard of "I Love Lucy?" Have we had this conversation before? Deja vu.

I have heard of that programme yes, I have never seen any of it though, I have forgotten if we already discussed this

Well that is a famous line from that show. I've never watched it either, but I've heard that line a bajillion times!

I'll look it up.

I've not been Egg Hunting since my....frenzy of finding eggs

It's my daughters birthday on Wednesday, she'll be two years-old. Anyhow yesterday her older brother, his friend and myself went shopping for her birthday party and her brothers present for her.

So his first choice as a present for his little sister was a toolbox of different sized adjustable spanners....and I said to him "Darling I think your little sister is still a bit too young for things like adjustable spanners" and he said "okay"

She's too young for them, when she's six years-old then she can have adjustable spanners

Adjustable spanners.

 

[ChrisL]

Lucy! You got some splainin' to do!

I have?

Have you never heard of "I Love Lucy?" Have we had this conversation before? Deja vu.

I have heard of that programme yes, I have never seen any of it though, I have forgotten if we already discussed this

Well that is a famous line from that show. I've never watched it either, but I've heard that line a bajillion times!

I'll look it up.

I've not been Egg Hunting since my....frenzy of finding eggs

It's my daughters birthday on Wednesday, she'll be two years-old. Anyhow yesterday her older brother, his friend and myself went shopping for her birthday party and her brothers present for her.

So his first choice as a present for his little sister was a toolbox of different sized adjustable spanners....and I said to him "Darling I think your little sister is still a bit too young for things like adjustable spanners" and he said "okay"

She's too young for them, when she's six years-old then she can have adjustable spanners

Adjustable spanners.

You know what to get for your son! Lol!

 

[Pogo]

Lucy! You got some splainin' to do!

I have?

Have you never heard of "I Love Lucy?" Have we had this conversation before? Deja vu.

I have heard of that programme yes, I have never seen any of it though, I have forgotten if we already discussed this

Well that is a famous line from that show. I've never watched it either, but I've heard that line a bajillion times!

I'll look it up.

I've not been Egg Hunting since my....frenzy of finding eggs

It's my daughters birthday on Wednesday, she'll be two years-old. Anyhow yesterday her older brother, his friend and myself went shopping for her birthday party and her brothers present for her.

So his first choice as a present for his little sister was a toolbox of different sized adjustable spanners....and I said to him "Darling I think your little sister is still a bit too young for things like adjustable spanners" and he said "okay"

She's too young for them, when she's six years-old then she can have adjustable spanners

Adjustable spanners.

Here in the Untied Snakes we call them "crescent wrenches" or "monkey wrenches".

​

 

[ChrisL]

I have?

Have you never heard of "I Love Lucy?" Have we had this conversation before? Deja vu.

I have heard of that programme yes, I have never seen any of it though, I have forgotten if we already discussed this

Well that is a famous line from that show. I've never watched it either, but I've heard that line a bajillion times!

I'll look it up.

I've not been Egg Hunting since my....frenzy of finding eggs

It's my daughters birthday on Wednesday, she'll be two years-old. Anyhow yesterday her older brother, his friend and myself went shopping for her birthday party and her brothers present for her.

So his first choice as a present for his little sister was a toolbox of different sized adjustable spanners....and I said to him "Darling I think your little sister is still a bit too young for things like adjustable spanners" and he said "okay"

She's too young for them, when she's six years-old then she can have adjustable spanners

Adjustable spanners.

Here in the Untied Snakes we call them "crescent wrenches" or "monkey wrenches".

I call those "adjustable wrenches." No, not wenches!

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I have?

Have you never heard of "I Love Lucy?" Have we had this conversation before? Deja vu.

I have heard of that programme yes, I have never seen any of it though, I have forgotten if we already discussed this

Well that is a famous line from that show. I've never watched it either, but I've heard that line a bajillion times!

I'll look it up.

I've not been Egg Hunting since my....frenzy of finding eggs

It's my daughters birthday on Wednesday, she'll be two years-old. Anyhow yesterday her older brother, his friend and myself went shopping for her birthday party and her brothers present for her.

So his first choice as a present for his little sister was a toolbox of different sized adjustable spanners....and I said to him "Darling I think your little sister is still a bit too young for things like adjustable spanners" and he said "okay"

She's too young for them, when she's six years-old then she can have adjustable spanners

Adjustable spanners.

Here in the Untied Snakes we call them "crescent wrenches" or "monkey wrenches".

Why monkey wrenches? Why not.....hippopotumus wrenches or giraffe wrenches?

 

[Pogo]

Have you never heard of "I Love Lucy?" Have we had this conversation before? Deja vu.

I have heard of that programme yes, I have never seen any of it though, I have forgotten if we already discussed this

Well that is a famous line from that show. I've never watched it either, but I've heard that line a bajillion times!

I'll look it up.

I've not been Egg Hunting since my....frenzy of finding eggs

It's my daughters birthday on Wednesday, she'll be two years-old. Anyhow yesterday her older brother, his friend and myself went shopping for her birthday party and her brothers present for her.

So his first choice as a present for his little sister was a toolbox of different sized adjustable spanners....and I said to him "Darling I think your little sister is still a bit too young for things like adjustable spanners" and he said "okay"

She's too young for them, when she's six years-old then she can have adjustable spanners

Adjustable spanners.

Here in the Untied Snakes we call them "crescent wrenches" or "monkey wrenches".

Why monkey wrenches? Why not.....hippopotumus wrenches or giraffe wrenches?

Oh that's easy. Because giraffes are too tall. They can't see what they're working on.

I actually have no idea where we got that.

 

[ChrisL]

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Have you never heard of "I Love Lucy?" Have we had this conversation before? Deja vu.

I have heard of that programme yes, I have never seen any of it though, I have forgotten if we already discussed this

Well that is a famous line from that show. I've never watched it either, but I've heard that line a bajillion times!

I'll look it up.

I've not been Egg Hunting since my....frenzy of finding eggs

It's my daughters birthday on Wednesday, she'll be two years-old. Anyhow yesterday her older brother, his friend and myself went shopping for her birthday party and her brothers present for her.

So his first choice as a present for his little sister was a toolbox of different sized adjustable spanners....and I said to him "Darling I think your little sister is still a bit too young for things like adjustable spanners" and he said "okay"

She's too young for them, when she's six years-old then she can have adjustable spanners

Adjustable spanners.

Here in the Untied Snakes we call them "crescent wrenches" or "monkey wrenches".

I call those "adjustable wrenches." No, not wenches!

"I call those "adjustable wrenches." No, not wenches! "

Um, adjustable wenches are for the Porn Section of this forum

Not that I know anything about Porn of course, I'm just an innocent girl with a virgin mind, oh wait, hold on I forgot

 

[Tom Horn]

I'll never get an egg....Coyote hates me.

 

[Kat]

I'll never get an egg....Coyote hates me.

I have put out a million of them. Usually in active threads.

 

[Tom Horn]

I'll never get an egg....Coyote hates me.

I have put out a million of them. Usually in active threads.

Now you're taunting me....maybe I don't want an egg anymore if that's how things are.


Tom Horn

 

[Tom Horn]

Tom Horn

YES!

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

I have?

Have you never heard of "I Love Lucy?" Have we had this conversation before? Deja vu.

I have heard of that programme yes, I have never seen any of it though, I have forgotten if we already discussed this

Well that is a famous line from that show. I've never watched it either, but I've heard that line a bajillion times!

I'll look it up.

I've not been Egg Hunting since my....frenzy of finding eggs

It's my daughters birthday on Wednesday, she'll be two years-old. Anyhow yesterday her older brother, his friend and myself went shopping for her birthday party and her brothers present for her.

So his first choice as a present for his little sister was a toolbox of different sized adjustable spanners....and I said to him "Darling I think your little sister is still a bit too young for things like adjustable spanners" and he said "okay"

She's too young for them, when she's six years-old then she can have adjustable spanners

Adjustable spanners.

You know what to get for your son! Lol!

Kid A decided that a Dollshouse was what his little sister would like, so we bought her a Dollshouse....it's about four feet high.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

Tom Horn

YES!

I very nearly caught that egg seconds before you Mr. Tom

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

 

[keepitreal]

Trump approval ratings thread....

Yeah, well you keep bracing yourself, snowflake.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

USMB is offering an Egg-Off Challenge for all members!

Hidden among posts throughout the forums are a collection of beautiful Easter Eggs! Whomever finds the most eggs wins a VALUABLE prize! (well kinda valuable).

If you find an egg - post a link on this thread.

Contest closes SUNDAY April 16th.

Prizes are (1st, 2nd, 3rd) your choice of:
Get out of Jail Free Card (good for one infraction or ban)
Pick a Mod Avatar for one week (at this point only Coyote has volunteered)
To be decided....

Eggs are hidden...and more will continue to be hidden!

This message is brought to you by the one and only Easter Kitty

sponsored by saveliberty

I have ANOTHER egg and what is that a dog and two yellow things with legs

Um, that's eleven eggs, two bunny rabbits and two chicks

(....and a dog and two yellow things with legs )

Post # 1

Attention USMB Administrators

 

[Wyld Kard]

You don't know anything about Israel

And another one is claimed.

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

USMB is offering an Egg-Off Challenge for all members!

Hidden among posts throughout the forums are a collection of beautiful Easter Eggs! Whomever finds the most eggs wins a VALUABLE prize! (well kinda valuable).

If you find an egg - post a link on this thread.

Contest closes SUNDAY April 16th.

Prizes are (1st, 2nd, 3rd) your choice of:
Get out of Jail Free Card (good for one infraction or ban)
Pick a Mod Avatar for one week (at this point only Coyote has volunteered)
To be decided....

Eggs are hidden...and more will continue to be hidden!

This message is brought to you by the one and only Easter Kitty

sponsored by saveliberty

I have ANOTHER egg, that's twelve eggs, two bunny rabbits and two chicks

(....and a dog and two yellow things with legs )

Post # 68

New Gallup Poll: Trump approval in freefall, sinks to 36%

 

[Lucy Hamilton]

USMB is offering an Egg-Off Challenge for all members!

Hidden among posts throughout the forums are a collection of beautiful Easter Eggs! Whomever finds the most eggs wins a VALUABLE prize! (well kinda valuable).

If you find an egg - post a link on this thread.

Contest closes SUNDAY April 16th.

Prizes are (1st, 2nd, 3rd) your choice of:
Get out of Jail Free Card (good for one infraction or ban)
Pick a Mod Avatar for one week (at this point only Coyote has volunteered)
To be decided....

Eggs are hidden...and more will continue to be hidden!

This message is brought to you by the one and only Easter Kitty

sponsored by saveliberty

I have ANOTHER egg, that's thirteen eggs, two bunny rabbits and two chicks

(....and a dog and two yellow things with legs )

Post # 3

The Civil War Is Here