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USMB...The Chosen Messageboard
- Thread starter xotoxi
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God has sent godspeaker to USMB...and only USMB...to spread his word!
Praise the Lord! Alleluia!!!
LMAO!
xsited1
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God has sent godspeaker to USMB...and only USMB...to spread his word!
Praise the Lord! Alleluia!!!
Jesus hung out with the poor, the outcast, the lonely, sinners, prostitutes, tax collectors, etc. Sounds about right.
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God has sent godspeaker to USMB...and only USMB...to spread his word!
Praise the Lord! Alleluia!!!
Jesus hung out with the poor, the outcast, the lonely, sinners, prostitutes, tax collectors, etc. Sounds about right.
But this guy's not Jesus.
He's Jebus.
Valerie
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Power points appear to be a good thing to have in a forum but here's what the truth has to say about them.
When you are led to conform to a group, it's because of fear. Power points are to make you feel not wanted if you don't get any points so to undo this fear of not being accepted, you have to be like the rest of the group.
Some of us aren't concerned about these games people play and we're called social misfits. We never fit into their groups because we don't have the kind of fears they have. So if you're one of those misfits without any power points, God understands why.
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Do not mock God's Spokeman. Bad things will happen.
God has sent godspeaker to USMB...and only USMB...to spread his word!
Praise the Lord! Alleluia!!!
Jesus hung out with the poor, the outcast, the lonely, sinners, prostitutes, tax collectors, etc. Sounds about right.
xsited1
Agent P
God has sent godspeaker to USMB...and only USMB...to spread his word!
Praise the Lord! Alleluia!!!
Jesus hung out with the poor, the outcast, the lonely, sinners, prostitutes, tax collectors, etc. Sounds about right.
But this guy's not Jesus.
He's Jebus.
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Valerie
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Do not mock God's Spokeman. Bad things will happen.
According to the Word of Brad, bad things are gonna happen either way.
So lets have fun mocking.
California Girl
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Xotoxi makes Jesus facepalm. He's bad. Goin' to hell.... in a handbasket.
Xotoxi makes Jesus facepalm. He's bad. Goin' to hell.... in a handbasket.
at least he won't have to take the stairs.
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I thought Bass was God's spokesman on this board...
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Xotoxi makes Jesus facepalm. He's bad. Goin' to hell.... in a handbasket.
at least he won't have to take the stairs.
Can I ride the firepole?
She is right, ask Sod dam and Gomorrah, not sure about the spelling but the results were clear.
Xotoxi makes Jesus facepalm. He's bad. Goin' to hell.... in a handbasket.
at least he won't have to take the stairs.
Can I ride the firepole?
that's gonna be rough in the handbasket, but suit yourself.
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Xotoxi makes Jesus facepalm. He's bad. Goin' to hell.... in a handbasket.
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