USMB Sistahs! Get Ready For Boob Quake!

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    April 26, 2010 is the designated day to test the Scientific Theory that immodestly dressed western women are the cause of natural disasters such as earthquakes.

    "Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

    Blag Hag:

    Time for a Boobquake.

    On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics.

    So, who's with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own.


    Blag Hag: In the name of science, I offer my boobs
     
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    Post pics as proof of participation.
     
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    Me too. I have a very tight lowcut french t-shirt which will be poifeck.

    Mr. Boe is all in favor of Boobquake - he made sure our Earthquake Insurance Premium was in the mail on Friday.
     
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    I have a couple of 'outfits' I could opt for. I will have to give it some thought.... or maybe do a poll. LOL
     
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    pics pics pics.

    Or I don't believe either of you!
     
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    It ain't Monday yet, bub.

    :)
     
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    Thats fine, we can wait.
     
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    Everytime US Fake Army Retard, ihopehefails, or PI posts anything~ it's Boob Quake on the USMB.
     
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    I have a fab top from VS that is just perfect!
     

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