USMB Night beforever Christmas

[Chuz Life]

Tis the night before Christmas
And all across the page
The leftardz are whining
And crying, enraged
Their panties in wads
or depends underwear
Can't hold all the urine
From continual scares.
Anti Trump posters are hung
By their burnt flags with care
With hopes that the Donald
Will resign to be fair.


Does anyone want to help with the rest? LoL!

 

[JakeStarkey]

That is funny, chuz.

OK, who can top him?

And we need one from the Alt Rights with crosses, torches, pitch forks, nukes, and so forth.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

 

[Pogo]

'Tis the night before Christmas, and all 'cross the board
No Chuz and no socks and no poster has scored.
Thread titles hung on the fora with care,
In hopes that the usual trolls soon would be there.

When down in the Flame Zone there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my PC to see what was the matter.
Opening Windows, I updated flash,
Tore open the site and I threw up -- it crashed.

So.............

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

 

[Dschrute3]

Tis the night before Christmas
And all across the page
The leftardz are whining
And crying, enraged
Their panties in wads
or depends underwear
Can't hold all the urine
From continual scares.
Anti Trump posters are hung
By their burnt flags with care
With hopes that the Donald
Will resign to be fair.


Does anyone want to help with the rest? LoL!

Nice.

 

[Dot Com]

Snowflakes will be Snowflakes (AKA- sour grapes AKA- butt hurt)

 

[Geaux4it]

The NRA, came to our aid
when Hillary proved, to have influence she must be paid

Never mind Slick Willie, and the dues we paid
to have Hillary treat us this way

Basket of deplorable's was the mantra she said
All the while, she was courting the votes from the dead

Australia showed us how easy it is to eliminate guns
but for Hillary, she would not rest until it is done

As New Years looms, and Obama is caged
America showed, it's complete outrage

But things have changed, and the norm will return
Donald J Trump, will always remain firm

-Geaux

 

[Geaux4it]

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[B. Kidd]

'Tis the night before Christmas, and all 'cross the board
No Chuz and no socks and no poster has scored.
Thread titles hung on the fora with care,
In hopes that the usual trolls soon would be there.

When down in the Flame Zone there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my PC to see what was the matter.
Opening Windows, I updated flash,
Tore open the site and I threw up -- it crashed.

So.............

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
and the middle one is for Democraps and you

 

[Pogo]

'Tis the night before Christmas, and all 'cross the board
No Chuz and no socks and no poster has scored.
Thread titles hung on the fora with care,
In hopes that the usual trolls soon would be there.

When down in the Flame Zone there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my PC to see what was the matter.
Opening Windows, I updated flash,
Tore open the site and I threw up -- it crashed.

So.............

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
and the middle one is for Democraps and you

OK I'm working on a response here ---- anyone know what rhymes with "knuckledragger"?

 

[Shrimpbox]

Pogo hid by the chimney with care
In hope that no realists would find her there

Candy was eating the corn she'd been given
Wishing her pals had been way more driven

Old school,had fallen and he couldn't get up
The crow he is eating just don't make good sup

Mamooth and mertex, they both pulled the sleigh
But finding no santa they both lost their way

Mathew ate cookies from the idiot table
But got indigestion When Hil wasn't able

RD wasn't happy when all his toys broke
He still wants November to all be a joke

Coyote keeps howling at the orange moon
While the doctors appointments ended way to soon

Old santa got whine and tears and jeers
Til he got the call from,the trump,of good cheer

With the damage strewn around the tree with care
St. Donald tweeted and jumped in the air

Flying home to his new house, laughing heartily with flair
Merry Christmas USA, from someone who cares

 

[B. Kidd]

Pogo hid by the chimney with care
In hope that no realists would find her there

Candy was eating the corn she'd been given
Wishing her pals had been way more driven

Old school,had fallen and he couldn't get up
The crow he is eating just don't make good sup

Mamooth and mertex, they both pulled the sleigh
But finding no santa they both lost their way

Mathew ate cookies from the idiot table
But got indigestion When Hil wasn't able

RD wasn't happy when all his toys broke
He still wants November to all be a joke

Coyote keeps howling at the orange moon
While the doctors appointments ended way to soon

Old santa got whine and tears and jeers
Til he got the call from,the trump,of good cheer

With the damage strewn around the tree with care
St. Donald tweeted and jumped in the air

Flying home to his new house, laughing heartily with flair
Merry Christmas USA, from someone who cares

You nailed 'em all...........and to all a good night! (Very, very well done S-Box!!!)

 

[Coyote]

'Tis the night before Christmas, and all 'cross the board
No Chuz and no socks and no poster has scored.
Thread titles hung on the fora with care,
In hopes that the usual trolls soon would be there.

When down in the Flame Zone there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my PC to see what was the matter.
Opening Windows, I updated flash,
Tore open the site and I threw up -- it crashed.

So.............

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have 5 fingers
and the middle one is for Democraps and you

OK I'm working on a response here ---- anyone know what rhymes with "knuckledragger"?

Carpet shagger?

 

[Pogo]

Pogo hid by the chimney with care
In hope that no realists would find her there

You actually refer to a chimney as "her"?

Hmm..
I never thought of it that way but now that you mention it --- with Santa going in and all....