USMB Jeopardy Thread

[CrusaderFrank]

"I'll take American Politics for $200, Alex"

Alex, "Hillary's personality and the Mueller Investigation"

Contestant, "What are, things will keep Trump out of the White House"

Alex, "You are correct!"

 

[Windparadox]

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Trump - It's my lucky day. I'll take the rapists for $200

Alex - That's "Therapists", not the rapists.

 

[norwegen]

Oh, darn!

Are there any$100 questions?

 

[rightwinger]

Puerto Rico for $500 please

Alex: Surrounded by water, big water, ocean water

Trump: Why I can't help Puerto Rico

 

[Muhammed]

Alex: This Caribbean island is receiving more humanitarian aid from the US federal government than it's ever received before in it's entire history.

Trump: What is Puerto Rico.

 

[rightwinger]

POWs for $100 please

Alex: Vietnam War heroes

Trump: What is...I prefer those who were not captured

 

[CrusaderFrank]

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Trump - It's my lucky day. I'll take the rapists for $200

Alex - That's "Therapists", not the rapists.

Burt Renyods...lol

One of the all time greatest SNL skits

 

[rightwinger]

I'll take Hate Groups for $500 please

Alex: KKK, Nazis and White Supremacists

Trump: What are good people

 

[SeaGal]

'Through the Looking Glass' for a thousand, Alex.

Alex: The answer - Reflections of hypocrisy.

Contestant: What is - the first thing a leftie sees in the morning?

 

[SeaGal]

"Through the Looking Glass' for 800, Alex.

Alex: Daily Double, how much would you like to wager?

Contestant: Thirty pieces of silver, Alex.

Alex: Aka Barack Obama and Karl Marx.

Contestant: Who are - Tweedledum and Tweedledee?

 

[CrusaderFrank]

"Through the looking Glass for $1,000"

Alex: Jesus Christ and the US Constitution

Contestant: "What are the funniest things Liberals ever tried to take credit for creating"

Alex: "correct! And on a personal note, it still cracks me up every time they try it. I feel like Beetlejuice watching "The Exorcist"

 

[SeaGal]

Puerto Rico for $500 please

Alex: Surrounded by water, big water, ocean water

Trump: Why I can't help Puerto Rico

Alex: (slowly shakes his head) No, I'm sorry, and after you worked so hard to get that $1 on the board - that puts you in negative territory -$499...remember, your answer must be in the form of a question. The correct question: What is the island whose corrupt officials are mismanaging a massive relief effort?