USMB Jeopardy Thread

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    "I'll take American Politics for $200, Alex"

    Alex, "Hillary's personality and the Mueller Investigation"

    Contestant, "What are, things will keep Trump out of the White House"

    Alex, "You are correct!"
     
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    Trump - It's my lucky day. I'll take the rapists for $200

    Alex - That's "Therapists", not the rapists.
     
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    Oh, darn!

    Are there any$100 questions?
     
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    Puerto Rico for $500 please

    Alex: Surrounded by water, big water, ocean water

    Trump: Why I can't help Puerto Rico
     
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    Alex: This Caribbean island is receiving more humanitarian aid from the US federal government than it's ever received before in it's entire history.

    Trump: What is Puerto Rico.
     
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    POWs for $100 please

    Alex: Vietnam War heroes

    Trump: What is...I prefer those who were not captured
     
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    Burt Renyods...lol

    One of the all time greatest SNL skits
     
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    I'll take Hate Groups for $500 please

    Alex: KKK, Nazis and White Supremacists

    Trump: What are good people
     
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    'Through the Looking Glass' for a thousand, Alex.

    Alex: The answer - Reflections of hypocrisy.

    Contestant: What is - the first thing a leftie sees in the morning?
     
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    "Through the Looking Glass' for 800, Alex.

    Alex: Daily Double, how much would you like to wager?

    Contestant: Thirty pieces of silver, Alex.

    Alex: Aka Barack Obama and Karl Marx.

    Contestant: Who are - Tweedledum and Tweedledee?
     
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