USMB Conservatives, Righties, Republicans: A Poll For You

[Article 15]

Multiple questions so there is no "poll on the way."

A simple "yes" "no" or "not sure/maybe" for each will suffice.

1. Should President Obama be impeached?

2. Was President Obama born in the US?

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us?

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election?

5. Is President Obama a racist?

6. Should your state secede from the Union?

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools?

8. Should contraception be outlawed?

 

[SFC Ollie]

1. Should President Obama be impeached?

No he has not broken the Law as far as I know.

2. Was President Obama born in the US?

I haven't a clue.

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us?


No, But he doesn't really want to continue to fight them either.

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election?

No but they did attempt to cheat.

5. Is President Obama a racist?

Yes

6. Should your state secede from the Union?

NO

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools?

Yes, as a Historical Theory.

8. Should contraception be outlawed?

NO

 

[Samson]

1. Should President Obama be impeached? WTF? No!

2. Was President Obama born in the US? Yes

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us? No

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election? No

5. Is President Obama a racist? No

6. Should your state secede from the Union? No

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools? Yes

8. Should contraception be outlawed? Shit!!! No!!!

 

[Zander]

1. Should President Obama be impeached? NO

2. Was President Obama born in the US? YES

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us? NO.

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election? NO, but they are a corrupt organization.

5. Is President Obama a racist? NO. He attended a racist church, but I think that he only did it because he is a political opportunist that will do or say anything as long as he believes he will gain politically.

6. Should your state secede from the Union? NO.

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools? NO

8. Should contraception be outlawed? NO

9. Is the Daily Kos "poll" a bullshit poll designed with the end in mind? YES.

 

[gautama]

multiple questions so there is no "poll on the way."

a simple "yes" "no" or "not sure/maybe" for each will suffice.

1. Should president obama be impeached? No, but i'd like that

2. Was president obama born in the us? Yes.

3. Does president obama want the terrorists to defeat us? I doubt that. But, he's fucking up badly. And, he has this wierd muslim pc going. Finally, one doesn't spend money defending the enemy. One should spend money destroying them.

4. Did acorn steal the 2008 presidential election? No.....but al franken's senatorial, yes. And, they certainly did all they could to steal the Presidential Election.

5. Is president obama a racist? Yes, absolutely no doubt about that.

6. Should your state secede from the union? Fuck no

7. Should the bible be taught in schools? No, but neither should the fucking koran

8. Should contraception be outlawed? No

9. Is article 15 an obamarrhoidal jerk ? Yes.....absolutely.

ok

 

[Cecilie1200]

Multiple questions so there is no "poll on the way."

A simple "yes" "no" or "not sure/maybe" for each will suffice.

1. Should President Obama be impeached?

Not yet.

2. Was President Obama born in the US?

Don't know, don't care.

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us?

No, but we all know which road is paved with good intentions.

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election?

No, but they DID skew the results with their cheating.

5. Is President Obama a racist?

Yes. Most leftists are.

6. Should your state secede from the Union?

Why should we leave the rest of the country to the fools?

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools?

As literature and sociology, certainly.

8. Should contraception be outlawed?

No, and refusing to sell it shouldn't be outlawed, either.

I'll be fascinated to find out where you got the idea for these stupid questions from.

 

[Rocky Top Lady]

1. Should President Obama be impeached? -- No

2. Was President Obama born in the US? -- Yes

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us? -- No

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election? -- No

5. Is President Obama a racist? -- No

6. Should your state secede from the Union? -- No

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools? -- Yes

8. Should contraception be outlawed? -- No

 

[Liability]

Multiple questions so there is no "poll on the way."

A simple "yes" "no" or "not sure/maybe" for each will suffice.[/B]

1. Should President Obama be impeached?

No. Unless and until he is found to have probably committed a high crime or misdemeanor, that would be improper. (BTW: I hate rip-offs of Daily Kos garbage.)

2. Was President Obama born in the US?

Don't know. Neither do you. neither does anybody over at Daily Kos.

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us?

Not only "no," but "WTF?" Look. He's a bit of a putz when it comes to acting as the Commander in Chief, but it takes an absurd twist in logic to perceive that he wants us defeated by the scumbags.

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election?

No. But they do get points for effort.

5. Is President Obama a racist?

He seems to be in some respects. But who can blame him considering how those whites take advantage of the world in need.

6. Should your state secede from the Union?

No. But considering how this Republic got started, it's not actually unAmerican to give the question some thought.

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools?

As what?

8. Should contraception be outlawed?

Not in my estimation, no.

 

[Harry Dresden]

Multiple questions so there is no "poll on the way."

A simple "yes" "no" or "not sure/maybe" for each will suffice.

1. Should President Obama be impeached?

2. Was President Obama born in the US?

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us?

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election?

5. Is President Obama a racist?

6. Should your state secede from the Union?

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools?

8. Should contraception be outlawed?

1...no
2...maybe
3...no
4...no
5...no
6...no....how would the rest of you guys survive?...
7...no
8...hell no....dam Catholics....

 

[Liability]

Multiple questions so there is no "poll on the way."

A simple "yes" "no" or "not sure/maybe" for each will suffice.

1. Should President Obama be impeached?

Not yet.

2. Was President Obama born in the US?

Don't know, don't care.

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us?

No, but we all know which road is paved with good intentions.

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election?

No, but they DID skew the results with their cheating.

5. Is President Obama a racist?

Yes. Most leftists are.

6. Should your state secede from the Union?

Why should we leave the rest of the country to the fools?

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools?

As literature and sociology, certainly.

8. Should contraception be outlawed?

No, and refusing to sell it shouldn't be outlawed, either.

I'll be fascinated to find out where you got the idea for these stupid questions from.

It's a very close adaptation of questions posed to about 2003 self-identified Republicans across the country in a poll commissioned by the idiots at Daily Kos.

 

[Article 15]

BTW, yes, this is obviously a rip off the KOS poll but since it got a bit of attention here and in the media, I thought it would be interesting to see how our community responds to the poll.

 

[Toro]

So far, the votes are Y/N/?

1. 0/8/0
2. 4/0/4
3. 0/8/0
4. 0/8/0
5. 4/4/0
6. 0/8/0
7. 4//3/1
8. 0/8/0

Thus far, there is some doubt that Obama was born in the US, and it is split that he is a racist. Also, there is disagreement on whether or not the Bible should be taught in school. But thus far, the Right on this board appears to be fairly reasonable.

 

[xotoxi]

1. Should President Obama be impeached?

No.

2. Was President Obama born in the US?

Yes.

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us?

No.

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election?

What is ACORN?

5. Is President Obama a racist?

No.

6. Should your state secede from the Union?

No.

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools?

No.

8. Should contraception be outlawed?

No.

9. Are you a USMB Conservative, Righty, or a Republican?

No...AWW FUCK! Does that void my answers? Did I just waste my time?

 

[Article 15]

9. Is article 15 an obamarrhoidal jerk ? Yes.....absolutely.

 

[txlonghorn]

1. Should President Obama be impeached? WTF? No!

2. Was President Obama born in the US? Yes

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us? No

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election? No

5. Is President Obama a racist? No

6. Should your state secede from the Union? No

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools? Yes

8. Should contraception be outlawed? Shit!!! No!!!

obviously NOT a conservative, rightie or whatever the pet name is today

 

[txlonghorn]

Is this a stupid post? Yes

 

[Modbert]

I love using that picture.

 

[Liability]

I love using that picture.

It is pretty funny, actually.

 

[JWBooth]

1. Should President Obama be impeached? No

2. Was President Obama born in the US? Yes...There is no credible evidence to the contrary.....yet

3. Does President Obama want the terrorists to defeat us? No

4. Did ACORN steal the 2008 Presidential Election? No...a criminal enterprise, but still no.

5. Is President Obama a racist? I seriously doubt it.

6. Should your state secede from the Union? No, though we have the right to.

7. Should The Bible be taught in schools? Not unless it is being taught as literature/history

8. Should contraception be outlawed? No

 

[Toro]

obviously NOT a conservative, rightie or whatever the pet name is today

The pet name today is "retard."






















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