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[Oddball]

 

[Foxfyre]

 

[Foxfyre]

I'm pretty sure fake news but too funny not to share

"My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.’
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed woman hadn’t moved a muscle. ‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines, but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’
She calmly turned her head and said, ‘In my country, I am called a Princess, and I take orders from no one.’
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, ‘Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B****!’

(This reminds me of a tech at Eye Associates here who is just that openly and warmly gay and has a lot of fun with it that raises everybody's spirits. Also extremely competent. I always hope I get him when I go for my treatments.)

 

[Manonthestreet]

Passed my DOT physical today, get to work another yr.

 

[sparky]

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